AUTHOR: Silver Foxfire ( silver_foxfire@yahoo.com )
SERIES: Escaflowne
RATING: Uuuhhh... PG-13? R? ^^
PAIRINGS: *grins*
WARNINGS: Yaoi, Lime-ish-ness, Silliness, Fairy Tale
DISCLAIMERS: Don't own, no money, don't main, don't flame. :P
NOTE: Yes, I know this has been done a trillion times over in other series, but I wanna see it with ESCAFLOWNE! And I have a burning desire to see Folken as the helpless heroine. ^^
FOLKEN'S FAIRY TALES : LITTLE BLACK MADOUSHI CLOAK
By Silver Foxfire
There once was a boy named Folken Fanel, and he always wore a long black cowl to hide him, so soon almost everyone forgot his name and simply called him Little Black Madoushi Cloak, something which irritated him to NO end.
"Little Black Madoushi Cloak!" His mother called, tearing her attention away from the ever-so-engrossing filing of her nails. "I need you to run to your grandmother's house!"
Folken scowled but nodded, following the erratic motions of his mother's hands to the basket on the countertop. He caught a delicious smell seeping from it.
"Did YOU cook this, Mother?" He asked softly, loving the scent immensely.
"Of COURSE not! I had your father bake it this morning! You know he's so much better at things like that!" Varie snorted, returning her attention to the lacquered nails she was polishing to a blinding gloss.
Folken nodded and left, carrying the basket on his arm, paying no heed to the man who was currently donning a pink, ruffled apron and merrily dusting and singing.
"Oh -- my wife wants me to clean, and so I will clean! I will sing my song all day long to- Umm... Son? What rhymes with clean?! Son??? ... Son?"
And so Folken made his way down the little road, whistling a happy little tune. The birds were singing and one landed on his shoulder, whistling right along with him, UNTIL-
"Well, HELL~LLO there!" A smooth, smutty voice came from the deep dark shadows of the forest.
Folken turned to face the voice when he saw a handsome man with fuzzy silver ears popping from the top of his head and a silver, fluffy tail swishing behind him.
"Who are you? What are you?" Folken questioned, watching the almost hypnotic twitching of the tail.
"I'm Allen, a gingitsune(1)." The silver fox purred.
"Why are you here?"
"Because I caught the smell of some nice, freshly baked buns." Allen said, a hentai gleam to his eyes.
"I don't have any rolls in here..." Folken said naively, peeking under the cloth. "But I really can't tarry any longer. I must get to my grandmother's house."
"Aa? Where IS your grandmother's house?"
"It's down the road and to the right and- Hey! I'm not supposed to tell you! You might be a BAD fox!" Folken said sharply, clutching the basket to his chest protectively.
The gingitsune looked positively HURT as he said, "A 'bad' fox? How can you SAY that? *sparkle* Was I MEAN to you? *sparkle* *sparkle* *tragic music*"
"Well... I suppose not. But my little brother disappeared when a fox that looks like you came."
"A little brother? Oh, how AWFUL." Allen said, "but there's only one other fox like me. And I don't recall him telling me about any little brothers." ^^;;;
"Regardless, I really MUST be going. Good-bye, Allen." Folken waved as he skipped down his merry way to Grandma's house.
Allen smirked and ran into the woods, knowing the way to the little old lady's house by heart. She always left him a saucer of cream. Yum.
~*~*~ In Grandma's House ~*~*~
There was much swearing in the vicinity of the bedroom as Grandma Balgus struggled to put on a night gown that barely covered him. He heard the telltale sound of footsteps coming from the road and dove into the bed, covering himself with blankets.
Knock knock knock
"YeS?" Balgus called, his voice cracking with the strain of trying to raise it so high.
"Grandmama? It's me. Little Black Madoushi Cloak!" Came a voice that was suspiciously sexy.
" ComE in, DEar!"
Balgus gasped as Allen burst in, shutting the door quickly behind him.
"What are YOU doing in here?" He said, voice dropping to normal.
"I'm going to eat you all up, so I can have Little Black Madoushi Cloak!" >:D
Balgus gasped when Allen dove under the blankets and began to... eat him up.
~*~*~ Back outside ~*~*~
Folken stopped as he SWORE he heard a scream. But that was too low to be a normal scream, so he ignored it and pranced up to his Grandmother's house. He lightly tapped on the door and heard a quick rustle of cloth before hearing his grandmother, who sounded a bit too horny, call him in.
He saw his grandmother all bundled up under the blankets, her blue eyes peeking mischievously.
"Hello, Grandmama, I brought you some cakes." Folken beamed, settling next to his grandmother on the bed.
"Oh, THANK you dear. I've been waiting for some sweets ALL day!"
That's when Folken noticed!
"Grandmama! What big EYES you have!" O.o
"The better to see you with my dear!" ^_^
"But... EYES! You only had ONE!" O.O
"Plastic Surgery, dear." ^_^
"Oh... well... what blonde hair you have!" o.O
"Dyed it, dear." ^_^
"Aa. Well... what an... ERECTION YOU HAVE?! GRANDMAMA!" @_@!!!!
"The better to love you with, my dear! *tackle*" >:D
"*GASP!* You're not my grandmama! You're that FOX!" O.O
"And what a fox I am!" >:D
And soon the house was filled with loud moans, squeaks and banging from the bed, and protests of, 'DON'T PUT THAT THERE!!!' filled the small house until the fox 'gobbled up' Little Black Madoushi Cloak too!
~*~*~ BACK outside ~*~*~
There was a gay hunter going on his gay way singing his gay little song as he went to work.
"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, time that you are near?" But he gasped as he saw a big fat fox laying comfortably on a rock, sunning himself and a tattered nightgown showing off his body.
"Who are YOU?!" The hunter asked, his HUGE red-violet eyes taking in the nearly nekkid body.
"I'm Allen. *yawn* Now go away. I'm tired,"
Dilandau the Gay Hunter looked down the road and gasped when he saw the sweet old lady's house in shambles.
"You ATE her!!!" ((O.O))
"So? *yawn* She was SO yummy. *purr* MMMM... and her grandson..." :P~~~~
O.O!!! "DIIII~IIIIE!!!!!"
And so the fox died, but magically healed, because after all this is a children's story in which no one dies, not even Grandmother Balgus or Little Black Madoushi Cloak who walked out of the closet looking absolutely disrobed and sweaty and they all had a nice big orgy until Goau came to bring Folken back.
Then they all lived happily ever after!
The End. :)
(1) Gingitsune - Silver Fox. ^_^