And Tzeitel is in the Barn. MILKING 2: Dead Ashley is a Punk Rocker
Author: NoPhotosPlease (with help from PurplePolkaDot21)
Genre: Humor/Insanity (
Rating: PG-13 for romantic encounters (if you could call them that)
Filter: Miscellaneous Crossovers
Summary: Princess Leia is now ruling over Happyland. Princess Mia is making an evil plan to kill her. Sandy has custody of all three of her children and is in a relationship with Austin Powers that won't last long when he decides he'd rather be with Storm. Ginny, Kim and Hermia make friends with Gerda and try to be the new Pink Ladies. Jack Sparrow moves from woman to woman. Paris teaches Serena how to play the piano and Monica baby-sits Rini. Tzeitel is still in the barn milking. And the ghosts of the Olsen twins are having fun in the afterlife. Yes, Happyland is still certainly fascinating.
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Gilmore Girls, The Swan Princess, My Little Pony, Sailor Moon, The Snow Queen, X-Men, Bye Bye Birdie, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Harry Potter, Legally Blonde, the Olsen twins, Fiddler on the Roof, Austin Powers, Star Wars, The Princess Diaries, The Magic Flute, Friends, Rocky Horror, Rugrats, Full House, Little Shop of Horrors, Grease, Pirates of the Caribbean, or Hello Kitty.
Author's Note: Howard St. is the school I attend. Those are real people, and apart from the part about Princess Mia, we did really go on a field trip to Juvie Hall once.
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Characters
Sammy, the fattest cat in the world from Gilmore Girls- In this installment, Sammy is still a fat, pompous British cat, and he still lives at Janet's house, and he still hangs out with Odette and Cupcake.
Odette, the Swan Princess from The Swan Princess- In this installment, Odette is revealed to have a rather high-pitched voice and she is friends with Sammy and Cupcake and lives at Janet's.
Cupcake from My Little Pony- In this installment, Cupcake still doesn't like to pull people around, lives at Tzeitel's and is friends with Sammy and Odette.
Sailor Moon/Serena from Sailor Moon- In this installment, Serena has graduated from Internet College and decides to take piano lessons from Paris. She and Paris help Storm save the world. She is still whiny and a crybaby and Rini's mommy/cousin/too complicated a family history to get into and she still lives in a church with Rini.
Rini from Sailor Moon- In this installment, Rini moves from the little kid's class to the big kids' class at school. Gerda is no longer her babysitter, now Monica is her babysitter. She is still whiny and bratty. She still lives in a church with Serena.
Gerda from The Snow Queen- In this installment, Gerda doesn't have to baby- sit Rini any more. Instead she becomes friends with Kim, Hermia and Ginny, and they help her talk to her boyfriend Kai over the telephone. And they become the new Pink Ladies. In the new Pink Ladies Gerda is Jan. She lives in Janet's mansion.
Storm from X-Men- In this installment, Storm starts going out with Austin Powers. She still teaches at the Happyland School. She makes cookies for the non-existent bake sale. She discovers Princess Mia's evil plan and she, Serena and Paris save the world. She now lives in half of a duplex with Paris because since the Olsen twins died the Princesses and the Queen got their castle, so she took Princess Leia's place in Paris's duplex.
Kim MacAfee from Bye Bye Birdie- In this installment, Kim returns to Happyland cause her parents think it's a boarding school. She, Hermia and Ginny become friends with Gerda and they become the new Pink Ladies. In the new Pink Ladies Kim is Rizzo. She still loves the telephone. She still lives in half of a duplex with Audrey.
Hermia from A Midsummer Night's Dream- In this installment, Hermia returns to Happyland cause her parents think it's a boarding school too. She, Ginny and Kim become friends with Gerda and they become the new Pink Ladies. In the new Pink Ladies Hermia is Marty. She is sort of the brashest of their little group. She lives in Janet's mansion.
Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter- In this installment, Ginny returns to Happyland cause her parents think it's a boarding school too (conveniently, Hogwarts has been forgotten about). She, Kim and Hermia become friends with Gerda and they become the new Pink Ladies. In the new Pink Ladies Ginny is Frenchie. She and Harry are now married and Ginny finds that great. She lives in Janet's mansion.
Elle Woods from Legally Blonde- In this installment, Elle is still blonde and pink and preppy and stuff. She eventually hooks up with Jack Sparrow. She lives in Janet's mansion.
Paris Geller from Gilmore Girls- In this installment, Paris decides that she will teach Serena how to play the piano, and she does. She helps Serena and Storm save the world. She shares half of a duplex with Storm.
Mary-Kate Olsen- In this installment, Mary-Kate has died and now is a ghost. She haunts the castle where she used to live and haunts Austin Powers.
Ashley Olsen- In this installment, Ashley has died and now is a ghost. She haunts the castle where she used to live and decides to become a punk rocker. She makes friends with Punk Hello Kitty.
Tzeitel from Fiddler on the Roof- In this installment, Tzeitel is still in the barn. Milking. She and Austin aren't married anymore.
Austin Powers from Austin Powers- In this installment, Austin starts out with Sandy, but dumps her for Storm, and then has a fling with Audrey before settling with Monica. His place of residence changes with his girlfriend.
Princess Leia from Star Wars- In this installment, Princess Leia is ruling Happyland. She lives in the castle with Princess Mia and the Queen of the Night. She has a fling with Jack Sparrow. Everyone is using her cause she's the new Queen of Happyland even though she's still called Princess Leia.
Princess Mia from The Princess Diaries- In this installment, Princess Mia is sad because she's not the queen. She lives in the castle with Princess Leia and the Queen of the Night. So she starts to develop a plan to assassinate Princess Leia. But Storm catches her and she goes to Juvie.
The Queen of the Night from The Magic Flute- In this installment, the Queen of the Night isn't the queen of Happyland anymore so she goes on vacation to Barbados.
Monica Geller from Friends- In this installment, Monica drives her Porsche around some more and gets a job as Rini's babysitter. Then she finally has a fling with Jack Sparrow but he dumps her and she baby-sits Rini some more before ending up with Austin.
Janet Weiss from Rocky Horror- In this installment, Janet is no longer with Austin, so she misses Brad, Frankie and Rocky some more. She then has a fling with Jack Sparrow cause he pretends he's Brad, but then she finds out he isn't Brad and feels sad. But then she becomes a metaphorical older sister to Kim, Hermia, Ginny and Gerda and tells them her story over and over. She lives in her mansion!
Tommy from Rugrats- In this installment, Tommy has no catch-phrase. He lives in a pastel house.
Michelle from Full House- In this installment, Michelle says "You got it, dude!" She lives in a pastel house.
The Changeling Boy from A Midsummer Night's Dream- In this installment, the Changeling Boy isn't relevant at all. He lives in a pastel house.
Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors- In this installment, Audrey starts out with Jack Sparrow, but Jack Sparrow dumps her and she has a fling with Austin. Then she swears off men and starts a club with Sandy for people who have been dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin. She lives in half of a duplex with Kim.
Sandy from Grease- In this installment, Sandy is dumped by Austin Powers and swears off men to focus on her children, Tommy, Michelle and the Changeling Boy, and her career as a teacher. She and Audrey start a club for people who have been dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin. She lives in a pastel house with her children.
Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean- In this installment, Jack Sparrow starts out with Audrey, dumps her, has a fling with Monica, tries to go out with Princess Leia so he can be the prince/king, but she dumps him, and then he has a fling with Janet and pretends he's Brad, and then he goes with Elle.
Narrator 1 and Narrator 2- Two crazy teenage girls helping to tell the story. They giggle a lot and are often very caffeinated.
CAMEOS:
Punk Rocker Hello Kitty from Hello Kitty- She is the punk rock version of Hello Kitty and becomes friends with the ghost of Ashley when Ashley turns punk.
Penelope-Ann from Bye Bye Birdie- She is Kim's friend and you only hear her over the telephone. She loves pogo-sticks and hates Harvey Johnson.
Grandmother from The Snow Queen- She is Gerda's grandmother and you only hear her over the telephone.
Kai from The Snow Queen- He is Gerda's boyfriend and you only hear him over the telephone.
AND THE CHARACTERS IN THE JUVIE HALL DREAM SCENE
Maren- She is petite with brown hair and an athletic personality. She is always very happy and energetic.
Jack- He is a strangely nice boy who hangs out with girls in this scene.
Joi- She is about 5' even with black hair. She loves the color purple and she likes penguins and she loves musicals.
Micaela- She is about 5'4" or 5'5" with brown hair. She is sane, likes to read, and can be obsessive or no as the moment strikes her.
Brynna- She is about 5'6" or 5'7 with dirty-blonde hair. She is sometimes sane, loves 80's cartoons and loves referencing things at random times.
Jen- She is sort of short but not that short and has long dirty-blonde hair. She loves fantasy movies, is oddly pure, and has a good sense of humor.
Mrs. Cobb- She has short blonde hair and is the teacher.
The Judge- She is a judge. Enough said.
Judge's Assistant- She is the judge's assistant.
And now ladies and gentlemen welcome to our insanity! Again!
Author: NoPhotosPlease (with help from PurplePolkaDot21)
Genre: Humor/Insanity (
Rating: PG-13 for romantic encounters (if you could call them that)
Filter: Miscellaneous Crossovers
Summary: Princess Leia is now ruling over Happyland. Princess Mia is making an evil plan to kill her. Sandy has custody of all three of her children and is in a relationship with Austin Powers that won't last long when he decides he'd rather be with Storm. Ginny, Kim and Hermia make friends with Gerda and try to be the new Pink Ladies. Jack Sparrow moves from woman to woman. Paris teaches Serena how to play the piano and Monica baby-sits Rini. Tzeitel is still in the barn milking. And the ghosts of the Olsen twins are having fun in the afterlife. Yes, Happyland is still certainly fascinating.
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Gilmore Girls, The Swan Princess, My Little Pony, Sailor Moon, The Snow Queen, X-Men, Bye Bye Birdie, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Harry Potter, Legally Blonde, the Olsen twins, Fiddler on the Roof, Austin Powers, Star Wars, The Princess Diaries, The Magic Flute, Friends, Rocky Horror, Rugrats, Full House, Little Shop of Horrors, Grease, Pirates of the Caribbean, or Hello Kitty.
Author's Note: Howard St. is the school I attend. Those are real people, and apart from the part about Princess Mia, we did really go on a field trip to Juvie Hall once.
*****
Characters
Sammy, the fattest cat in the world from Gilmore Girls- In this installment, Sammy is still a fat, pompous British cat, and he still lives at Janet's house, and he still hangs out with Odette and Cupcake.
Odette, the Swan Princess from The Swan Princess- In this installment, Odette is revealed to have a rather high-pitched voice and she is friends with Sammy and Cupcake and lives at Janet's.
Cupcake from My Little Pony- In this installment, Cupcake still doesn't like to pull people around, lives at Tzeitel's and is friends with Sammy and Odette.
Sailor Moon/Serena from Sailor Moon- In this installment, Serena has graduated from Internet College and decides to take piano lessons from Paris. She and Paris help Storm save the world. She is still whiny and a crybaby and Rini's mommy/cousin/too complicated a family history to get into and she still lives in a church with Rini.
Rini from Sailor Moon- In this installment, Rini moves from the little kid's class to the big kids' class at school. Gerda is no longer her babysitter, now Monica is her babysitter. She is still whiny and bratty. She still lives in a church with Serena.
Gerda from The Snow Queen- In this installment, Gerda doesn't have to baby- sit Rini any more. Instead she becomes friends with Kim, Hermia and Ginny, and they help her talk to her boyfriend Kai over the telephone. And they become the new Pink Ladies. In the new Pink Ladies Gerda is Jan. She lives in Janet's mansion.
Storm from X-Men- In this installment, Storm starts going out with Austin Powers. She still teaches at the Happyland School. She makes cookies for the non-existent bake sale. She discovers Princess Mia's evil plan and she, Serena and Paris save the world. She now lives in half of a duplex with Paris because since the Olsen twins died the Princesses and the Queen got their castle, so she took Princess Leia's place in Paris's duplex.
Kim MacAfee from Bye Bye Birdie- In this installment, Kim returns to Happyland cause her parents think it's a boarding school. She, Hermia and Ginny become friends with Gerda and they become the new Pink Ladies. In the new Pink Ladies Kim is Rizzo. She still loves the telephone. She still lives in half of a duplex with Audrey.
Hermia from A Midsummer Night's Dream- In this installment, Hermia returns to Happyland cause her parents think it's a boarding school too. She, Ginny and Kim become friends with Gerda and they become the new Pink Ladies. In the new Pink Ladies Hermia is Marty. She is sort of the brashest of their little group. She lives in Janet's mansion.
Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter- In this installment, Ginny returns to Happyland cause her parents think it's a boarding school too (conveniently, Hogwarts has been forgotten about). She, Kim and Hermia become friends with Gerda and they become the new Pink Ladies. In the new Pink Ladies Ginny is Frenchie. She and Harry are now married and Ginny finds that great. She lives in Janet's mansion.
Elle Woods from Legally Blonde- In this installment, Elle is still blonde and pink and preppy and stuff. She eventually hooks up with Jack Sparrow. She lives in Janet's mansion.
Paris Geller from Gilmore Girls- In this installment, Paris decides that she will teach Serena how to play the piano, and she does. She helps Serena and Storm save the world. She shares half of a duplex with Storm.
Mary-Kate Olsen- In this installment, Mary-Kate has died and now is a ghost. She haunts the castle where she used to live and haunts Austin Powers.
Ashley Olsen- In this installment, Ashley has died and now is a ghost. She haunts the castle where she used to live and decides to become a punk rocker. She makes friends with Punk Hello Kitty.
Tzeitel from Fiddler on the Roof- In this installment, Tzeitel is still in the barn. Milking. She and Austin aren't married anymore.
Austin Powers from Austin Powers- In this installment, Austin starts out with Sandy, but dumps her for Storm, and then has a fling with Audrey before settling with Monica. His place of residence changes with his girlfriend.
Princess Leia from Star Wars- In this installment, Princess Leia is ruling Happyland. She lives in the castle with Princess Mia and the Queen of the Night. She has a fling with Jack Sparrow. Everyone is using her cause she's the new Queen of Happyland even though she's still called Princess Leia.
Princess Mia from The Princess Diaries- In this installment, Princess Mia is sad because she's not the queen. She lives in the castle with Princess Leia and the Queen of the Night. So she starts to develop a plan to assassinate Princess Leia. But Storm catches her and she goes to Juvie.
The Queen of the Night from The Magic Flute- In this installment, the Queen of the Night isn't the queen of Happyland anymore so she goes on vacation to Barbados.
Monica Geller from Friends- In this installment, Monica drives her Porsche around some more and gets a job as Rini's babysitter. Then she finally has a fling with Jack Sparrow but he dumps her and she baby-sits Rini some more before ending up with Austin.
Janet Weiss from Rocky Horror- In this installment, Janet is no longer with Austin, so she misses Brad, Frankie and Rocky some more. She then has a fling with Jack Sparrow cause he pretends he's Brad, but then she finds out he isn't Brad and feels sad. But then she becomes a metaphorical older sister to Kim, Hermia, Ginny and Gerda and tells them her story over and over. She lives in her mansion!
Tommy from Rugrats- In this installment, Tommy has no catch-phrase. He lives in a pastel house.
Michelle from Full House- In this installment, Michelle says "You got it, dude!" She lives in a pastel house.
The Changeling Boy from A Midsummer Night's Dream- In this installment, the Changeling Boy isn't relevant at all. He lives in a pastel house.
Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors- In this installment, Audrey starts out with Jack Sparrow, but Jack Sparrow dumps her and she has a fling with Austin. Then she swears off men and starts a club with Sandy for people who have been dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin. She lives in half of a duplex with Kim.
Sandy from Grease- In this installment, Sandy is dumped by Austin Powers and swears off men to focus on her children, Tommy, Michelle and the Changeling Boy, and her career as a teacher. She and Audrey start a club for people who have been dumped by Jack Sparrow and Austin. She lives in a pastel house with her children.
Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean- In this installment, Jack Sparrow starts out with Audrey, dumps her, has a fling with Monica, tries to go out with Princess Leia so he can be the prince/king, but she dumps him, and then he has a fling with Janet and pretends he's Brad, and then he goes with Elle.
Narrator 1 and Narrator 2- Two crazy teenage girls helping to tell the story. They giggle a lot and are often very caffeinated.
CAMEOS:
Punk Rocker Hello Kitty from Hello Kitty- She is the punk rock version of Hello Kitty and becomes friends with the ghost of Ashley when Ashley turns punk.
Penelope-Ann from Bye Bye Birdie- She is Kim's friend and you only hear her over the telephone. She loves pogo-sticks and hates Harvey Johnson.
Grandmother from The Snow Queen- She is Gerda's grandmother and you only hear her over the telephone.
Kai from The Snow Queen- He is Gerda's boyfriend and you only hear him over the telephone.
AND THE CHARACTERS IN THE JUVIE HALL DREAM SCENE
Maren- She is petite with brown hair and an athletic personality. She is always very happy and energetic.
Jack- He is a strangely nice boy who hangs out with girls in this scene.
Joi- She is about 5' even with black hair. She loves the color purple and she likes penguins and she loves musicals.
Micaela- She is about 5'4" or 5'5" with brown hair. She is sane, likes to read, and can be obsessive or no as the moment strikes her.
Brynna- She is about 5'6" or 5'7 with dirty-blonde hair. She is sometimes sane, loves 80's cartoons and loves referencing things at random times.
Jen- She is sort of short but not that short and has long dirty-blonde hair. She loves fantasy movies, is oddly pure, and has a good sense of humor.
Mrs. Cobb- She has short blonde hair and is the teacher.
The Judge- She is a judge. Enough said.
Judge's Assistant- She is the judge's assistant.
And now ladies and gentlemen welcome to our insanity! Again!