Harry Potter
(Adult version
AN: This is my first story/chapter. Please tell me if it is not good
AN 2:#these speech marks mean someone is talking in parsletongue# "This is normal"
Chapter 1: The surprise
On his birthday, Harry was sitting in the cushiony chair near the fireplace thinking what was going to happen the next day. Will there be a party? Maybe a surprise? He thought. Harry remembered when he was 11 years old and got his first present from Ron, Hermione and Mrs Weasley.
What did I do with that shirt that had the big H on it? He wondered. #Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Da-# Panicked Luke. #What?# Harry replied. "Come Here! I mean now!" Luke said as though Harry didn't even listen at all. "Why?" Harry asked. "I don't know why," Luke lied, "but mum wants you in the dining room. Now!"
"Alright, Alright!" Harry said impatiently. SURPRISE!! Yelled everyone. Cho, Kath, Lachlan (and now Luke) were sitting down at the table (Luke was drooling uncontrollably and stabbing his knife and fork into the table with Kath's bib on) "Stop it Luke!!" Bellowed Cho in her rare temper now. #Alright, no need to yell# Mumbled Luke. "What did he say?" Asked Cho. (AN: Cho can not speak or understand parsletongue) "He said there is no need to yell". Said Harry Calmly. "Well sometimes there is a need." Said Cho, her anger now going away.
There was complete silence for about 30 seconds but then Luke broke in. "Well I got somethin' to say. LET'S GET DIS PARTY STARTED!!!! "Accio Cake." Said Cho. CAKE! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A CAKE! Bellowed Luke. That's because we knew that you absolutely positively supercalifragilisticexpialidociously (That word was actually in the computer's dictionary!) bonkers about it like you just did!! Said Lachlan running out of breath when he finished and gasping for air. "I would NOT go bonkers beforehand!! Said Luke as though he'd just found out the most amazing thing in the world. "Would so." Muttered Lachy. "Don't start a fight you to. Said Cho her temper rising again. Luke and Lachlan stopped immediately. I'm not in the mood." "Now let me continue." Said Cho now giving Luke a glare. "Accio Candles. Accio water." Muttered Cho. "Now let us enjoy your father's birthday.