Author's Notes - I've been doing the fictober18 challenge on Tumblr so I'm just going to repost the drabbles here for posterity. I'm basically going with whatever idea I get for the piece of dialogue that serves as the prompt so they're all unrelated - you can read them out of order or even skip a few. Cheers!
"Can you feel this?"
"…Sshelphie, jus' shtop."
The pint-sized brunette puffed her cheeks not too unlike a toddler who wasn't getting their way.
"C'moooon, half the fun of numbing agents is testing how weird things feel for science." she protested. "Do it for the science, Zell."
"Schhience, schmience. It'ssh snumb ash hell." the blond slurred some more. "Why r'you carrying ah feather annyway?"
"Oh that?" Selphie perked up with mild surprise, "I noticed that Squall often sneezes whenever he uses Phoenix Downs during battles and especially when we fought Ulti-Edea. Since there are talks of the Festival Budget being cut, I've started to stuff feathers in his office every time I have the chance since I figure that'll send the message to his lizard brain that the sneezing will stop once I get my way. I had a few leftover feathers in my pocket, so yeah - that's why I have them. Hey, why are you slowly backing away, Zell?"
"No reashon. None at awl."