"Do you think she's on drugs?" April asked.
"Of course not April, why would Leslie be doing drugs?"
"Because, Andy, she hasn't been normal for the past few weeks, unless... unless she has zombie brain!" April said back to him in a playful whisper.
"Whatever the case..." Andy put on his FBI glasses and jacket. "Bert Macklin is on it. They thought he was retired. Twice. And twice they were wrong. We need a lead first, where should we look?"
"Have no fear Agent Macklin, i already looked there, and look what i found..." She held up an empty pill bottle in one hand. And a scrap of paper in the other.
Andy fake gasped and said."Well, what do we have here?"
"This is Burt Macklin's greatest case, a drug bust. Look at this paper, there is a place and a time. A drug deal time, we must invesetigate Agent Macklin." April spoke in her spy voice.
"And... And we only have 2 hours to get there in order to stake it out! Come on, come on, we can leave work, Jerry will be fine without us"
They both looked at Jerry filing the files for a few seconds, and dashed towards the door.
"Wait for me Agent Macklin!"
(1 hour 48 minutes later)
"The time is... the time is 4:28p.m., subject is approaching. The location is a hospital. She just got out of her car..." Andy said as if he were talking into a tape-recorder.
"The supplier is stealing the drugs from kids, and Leslie is taking them! Good job Les." April was enjoying this adventure. She brought her big hat and sunglasses as her undercover clothing.
"Yeah..." Andy said. "Nobody steals medicine from kids on my watch.
Andy spoke franticly "Where did sh- she must have entered the building. We must enter at raid the building. This deal is going down."
"Maybe we shouldn-" Before April could finish Andy was dashing towards the hospital with his finger pistol drawn, so she got out and ran after him.
"Alright! Nobody move!" He walked up towards the old receptionist and held up his badge. "Bert Macklin, FBI, im looking for a blonde woman who just walked in here maybe 10 minutes ago? her name is Leslie Knope. You seen her?"
"First of all, thats a piece of paper with FBI written in crayon. Second of all i can let you in unless you are on her emergency contact list. Show me some ID or get the hell outta here."
"April Ludgate-Dwyer. He's my husband" April got her ID card out. "Here."
They waited while the receptionist typed away at her keyboard. She finally handed April her ID back. "The girl you are looking for should be on Floor 7 room 162. And take those stupid glasses off, both of you. Wearing glasses inside makes you look like a douche."
"Geez," Andy whispered as they walked away. "Does she have to be so mean?"
"Don't worry, she's old, she's going die soon."
"April are you sure we should even be here? I mean, we are getting into Lesli-"
"Come on, Andy..." April complained "Would Bert turn this Job down? We are already here so whats the point of turning back now? And besides, we need to know whats up with Leslie, don't we."
"Well, you do have a point..."
The continued their little adventure until they finally made it to their destination.
"When when we go in, be ready to make an arrest, Macklin..." April went back to her role-playing voice "This is our chance to get awarded by the president!"
Andy and April just walked in, not yelling anything, because they were more curiouse now that when they were first started this quest.
"I presume you are in the wrong room?" The doctor said without turning around.
"Umm... no? Me and my husband are looking for our friend Leslie. We were told she would be in here." April said in her deadpan voice."Where is she?"
"Well, i am Dr. Dianna Ikins, nice to meet you. Mr. Knope is in there..." She pointed to the large glass window. "She's getting an MRI done. She insisted after she stated having persistant headaches and blurred vision."
"Is that bad? That sounds bad. Not as bad as that time i fell in the pit and broke my legs though, still, it sounds pretty bad." Andy asked, a little worry was in his voice.
"It has the potential to be bad, but we get several cases like this every month, and they turn out to be nothing. Most of the time." Dianna pointed out. "Just a few more minutes."
"Andy, April, why are you guys here? I didn't ask you guys to come!" Leslie said as soon as she exited the testing room and entered the viewing room and saw two of her friends.
"We looked in your purse. I tracked you to here." April said, staring at her boss.
"Why, though?"
"Because we were bored."
"Yeah," Andy sniffed. "And because Bert Macklin was investigating a drug smuggling ring, you were our lead."
"I- wha-"
"The results are in. Come over here." They all gathered around Dianna. "Everything is normal... but, when we get here."
She pointed at the screen, to a dark spot on the brain "Right... there, that's what we are worried about."
"Oh my god..." Leslie was about to start hyperventalating "What is it. Is it bad, it's not bad, is it? Tell me."
April was a little shakey, the doctor sounded like she was about to deliver bad news.
"We caught it early on, we can get you into surgery and after that we can try radiation surgury and chemother-"
"What does she have doc?!" Andy yelled it louder than he should have, but things were going down hill in Bert Macklin's latest case.
"Well..." She said."You have a Glioblastoma, a level 4 cancer."