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Justice League Metro tower – Shayeras Quarters
"No..no...no...NO!" Yelled out Diana as she crumpled a copy of the Gotham Gazette. "How could he? Why would he? This has to be a trick, there a reason why these things are called gossip columns" questioned Diana as she punched her way through 6 inch thick solid steel.
"Diana, calm down!" pleaded Shayera Hol
"Calm down! Shayera look at this" demanded an irate Diana as she picked up the crumbled paper an thrust into her friends face. "Have you seen this? It states that Bruce and Selena Kyle are back together and there are rumours that a formal engagement is in the works as Bruce Wayne had requested the finest Jewellers from Gotham, Metropolis, Coast City, and Star City to his private manor with the intent at looking an engagement and wedding rings" spoke Diana as read the information directly from the article.
"Yeah I read that... it was my paper" spoke Shayera as she received an menacing glare from the irate Amazon. "Your not nearly as good as Batman with the glare Diana, so you can drop the stare"
"Something is not right, she must be drugging him or mind control somehow" declared Diana as he paced back and forth.
"Why not just ask Batman if its true or not?" asked Shayera as she picked up the remains of her newspaper, flicking to the sports section.
"When is the last time you seen Batman here at the Metro tower? Or the Watchtower? Normally it because he has a serious case in Gotham, but now it seems he has been planning some pending nuptials" at that phrase Dianas face contorted in disgust.
"Do you even know this... Selena Kyle? She could be a really nice woman and maybe Bruce genuinely loves her" responded Shayera as she peered over the top of her paper.
"NO! He can't love her! An I know all I need to know, Selena Kyle aka Cat woman a serial burglar. There is no way that Bruce would ever be involved with someone like her" retorted Diana as she crossed her arms in front of her chest and felt her jaw tighten.
"Are you sure your just not, well you know... jealous?" asked Shayera as her right eyebrow arched questioningly
"Jealous? I am a Princess to race of immortal warriors, a proud Amazon Champion bless by the Gods themselves, I have travelled through both space and time, battled monsters an titans an emerged victorious. What do I have to be jealous of some lowly thief?"
"Well if that paper is right, she has what you want. The love of Mr tall dark and broody"responded Shayera this time not even looking at her friend.
"What? How.. fine.. maybe" conceded Diana
"Did I just hear that? The princess to a race of immortal warrior, the Amazon Champion admit that she was jealous of a lowly thief?" asked Shayera with an amused smile on her face.
"Yes, he shouldn't be with her. He should be with.."
"You?" asked Shayera cutting of Diana before she launched into another rant.
"Yes, Bruce and I … we belong together" mentioned Diana as she turned her head to look out of the window.
Shayera put down her paper and walked over to Diana an placed her hand on Dianas shoulder before she spoke.
"Diana, I know you feel that way but Bruce as made it clear that he doesn't. Didn't he give you a list of reasons why you couldn't be together? Face it, you don't fit in his world, she does"
"Those are stupid reasons, an at one time you agreed with me. What should I do Shay?" asked the proud Princess as she turned to face the winged beauty.
"Are you asking me what do as a friend of Bruce or as woman wanting to get her man?"
"Both" stated Diana after a moment pause.
"As a friend, I would say be happy for him and congratulate him but as a woman well to answer that I would have to ask the question. What wouldn't I do?" responded Shayera with a mischievous grin on her face.
"What would you suggest?" asked Diana
"Fight for him, I thought would have been the first thing to enter your mind, oh brave slayer or monsters and titans" commended Shayera as she made a small mocking jibe to Diana.
"Believe me there is nothing that I would rather do than to crush her beneath my boot. But I know that if I did, Bruce would never forgive me"
"Has anyone told you that you have a one track mind? I don't mean engage her in combat, cause if I did, I would have introduced my mace into Maris face along time ago. What we need is some recon, hmmm I got it! We need to check the duty logs, come on!" cried out Shayera as she grabbed Dianas arm dragging out of her quarters.
"Wait where are we going?"
"I have a plan, but we need someone who knows the ins and outs of the rich and famous" responded Shayera as they both continued to navigate their way through the labyrinth of corridors and hallways of the Metro tower. "Ah! Green Arrow! Just the man we are looking for"
"Afternoon ladies, an how are the two loveliest founders of the league doing?" asked Oliver Queen
"We have a little bit of a situation, in concerns a certain resident loner and a certain lady" responded Shayera trying to be cryptic due to the public nature of their surroundings.
"Let me guess, Diana doesn't like this whole Wayne+Kyle romance an is looking to throw a monkey wrench in the works an get her man back. Am I right?"
"How could you possibly know that?"
"Just call me cupid ladies. I never miss" responded Ollie as he gave them both a playful wink.
"So will you help us?" asked Shayera
The resident sharp shooter looked to his right briefly as he pondered his response, before turning back to the two female league founders. "Sounds like fun, count me in" responded Oliver.
A/N: I had originally penned the idea down during my lunch an was to be a one shot but as it had escalated this could be a several chapter story.
Lets see if Shayera and Ollie can help Diana get her man, sorry Selena. Please read, review, destroy or encourage. All are welcome, an yes I know I made Diana seem very... naïve an I do apologise for that but its only to serve the purpose of the story.