It can't rain all the time. - Eric Draven

Deadpool = Judith Laverne Hopps (yes her middle name is Laverne)

Ajax/Francis = Bellwether

Vanessa = Nick Wild (and no, he's not a stripper)

Colossus = rhino OC

Negasonic Teenage Warhead = raccoon OC

Dopinder = otter OC

Wade Wilson = the voice in Judy's head (duh)

Angel Dust = in this story she's a dude and a jack rabbit OC and his supervillain name is Devil Dirt and fuck you

Judy's OC sister = Judy's OC sister

Weasel = Finnick

Chief Bogo = Chief Bogo

The Recruiter = Doug Ramses

Random bad guys = Random bad guys

Blind Al = ferret OC

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(A/N: Authors Notes)

"Regular speech."

"Judy narrating."

Voices in head

"Two or more people talking at the same time."

Song or music being played.

"REGULAR YELLING!"

"JUDY YELLING WHILE NARRATING!"

VOICES YELLING IN HEAD!

"TWO OR MORE PEOPLE YELLING AT THE SAME TIME!"

And BAM! Inside the back seat of a crummy taxi sat a little, but VERY dangerous, female bunny wearing red and black (but a little more red than black) spandex suit with two katana swords on her back, she had one Desert Eagle Mark XIX 44 Muzzle Brake gun on both of her thighs, one knife was strapped to her left ankle. She had a brown utility belt with a red and black round symbol that resembled her mask, with two white half circles that represented eyes, and on top of the logo were two little metal bunny ears, on her belt.

Her name was Deadhopps.

She was bored.

She rolled her shoulders and looked in front of her. In front of her was a brochure holder with two types of brochures in it. The blue one had big bold words that said 'FUN PASS' on the top. And the other, the red one that she picked up and looked at, said 'HAUNTED Segway Tours' on the top. She folded that one up four times and put it in one of the pouches on her belt. She would check that out later.

She started playing with the window. You know, like how a kid would, rolling the window up and down.

She then put her hand out side of the window to feel the wind against it.

She poked something white that was on the ceiling of the cab. When she pulled her hand down the white thing was still stuck to her finger. It was gum. She pulled it off of her finger but it stuck to her other paw. She flicked her wrist and the gum was gone. But it was now on the invisible camera that was looking into the cab. She noticed and pulled the gum off.

Can you tell that she's trying to find something to do to pass the time? Well, she is.

In the front of the cab was an otter wearing a blue and white flannel shirt and tan pants. The next he know the head of his passenger is popping out from the back saying, "Kind of lonesome back here." She crawled through the little window to the passenger seat. It was a little difficult, but she managed.

The otter decided to try and start up a conversation. So he extended his hand and said, "Dopinder."

"Hopps. Dead." They shook hands and Dopinder continued to drive. Deadhopps spotted a picture of a really pretty otter girl next to the steering wheel. "Mmmmm, Nice."

"Smells good, no?" Dopinder said.

"Not the daffodil daydream. The girl." Deadhopps said.

"Ah! Yes. Gita. She is quite lovely. She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, uh… Gita's heart has been stolen by my cousin, Bandhu." At hearing that, Deadhopps seemed to have tensed. "He is as dishonorable as he is attractive."

She turned her head and looked at the otter. "Dopinder. I'm starting to think that there's a reason that I'm in this cab today." She said.

Dopinder looked at her with some confusion. "Yeah, ma'am, you called for it, remember?"

"No. My slender, brown, otter friend. Love. It's a beautiful thing. When you find it the whole world taste like daffodil daydream. So you got to hold onto love." She extended her pinkie and Dopinder, with a confused look on his face, locked his pinkie with hers. "Tight!" She tightened her pinkie around his which hurt him a little bit. "And never let it go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it?"

Dopinder nodded and said, "Yeah."

"Or else the whole world taste like…Mama June, after hot yoga." Deadhopps said.

"Ma'am, what does Miss Mama June taste like?" Dopinder asked.

Deadhopps went into explaining. "Like, two hoboes, fucking in a bucket filled with piss. I can go all day Dopinder. The point is it's bad." Dopinder was a little disgusted by the image of two hoboes that was put in his head.

"It's bad." He agreed. He spared a glance at his passenger and a question popped up in his head. "Why the fancy red suit Miss Hopps?" Dopinder asked.

She looked at him again and said, "Oh that's because it's Christmas day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my NAUGHTY list." She looked down at her wrist. "I've been waiting 8 years, 5 months, 3 weeks, 1 day, 23 minutes and oh…" She checked her SpongeBob Squarepants watch that had SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward on it (Squidward had his arms crossed and he did not look amused). "52 seconds to make that bitch fix what she did to me."

"And what did she do to you, Miss Hopps?" Dopinder asked. Deadhopps looked at him.

"Well I can't take the mask off and show you. I've heard that looking at it in person is haunting and gives anyone nightmares. Only my two best friends have seen it. But I can show you a picture. I have one of 14 year old me here." She pulled out her iPhone. "What did that fluffy bitch do to me, you ask? Well. This shit. BOO!" She showed him the picture that was there and there was a pic of a stuffed toy fox.

"Aww. He's cute." Dopinder said.

"What?" Deadhopps looked at the phone and saw what he meant. "Oh shit! Wrong Pic!" She then found the right one and showed him. "Boo."

The picture showed a bunny girl that was horribly burnt and had three scars on her face. One above her left eyebrow, one on her chin, and a long one on her right cheek. It slightly freaked Dopinder out.

"OH MY GOD! Tha-that is you?! You look… look…" Dopinder couldn't find the words for what he was seeing.

"Like a testicle with teeth, right? Yeah, that was my assumption. Wade says the same thing." Deadhopps said.

"Who is Wade?" He asked.

"Wade is the voice in my head. I was skull stomped by Miss Fluff Bitch I mentioned. I hear him once and a while. But, let's just drop the subject for now." Deadhopps said. Dopinder couldn't agree more. They sat in complete silence for 18 minutes. Then, Deadhopps' eyes widened and she padded her spandex covered body and looked in the back seat. "AWWWWW SHIT! I forgot my ammo bag!" she said in frustration.

Dopinder thought about it and suggested, "Should we turn back?"

"Nope. No time." She pulled out one of her guns and checked the clip. She knew for sure that both of her guns she had were filled to the limit with bullets. "Fuck it. I got this." She counted her bullets in the clip that she pulled out just to be sure that she did remember to load them. "1, 2, 3—12 bullets," She loaded the gun back up. "or bust." And then, they had arrived. "RIGHT HERE!" She said as she pointed at the railing on the bridge they were on. Dopinder slammed on the brakes, angering several drivers behind them. Dopinder looked at the meter to see what she owed him.

"That's uh… 27.50." He said very nicely.

"I-I never carry a wallet while I'm working. Ruins the lines in my suit." Deadhopps said. Dopinder looked a little disappointed in hearing that.

"Oh…"

"But uh…how 'bout a, crisp high four?" She asked as she held up her paw.

"Ok…" He said. He was going to get in trouble with his boss when he got back to the garage.

After their paw made contact, Deadhopps said, "Merry Christmas." And she then got out of the cab.

"And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too Hopps." He called out.

"Oh. And remember, try to win Gita's heart back. Love is the most powerful thing in the world. And your cousin? Fuck that guy, he doesn't matter when it comes to love." Deadhopps said, then she closed the door while Dopinder started to think about what she said.

A/N: Sorry if it's short but this is just the Prologue, so be patient with me. Ok, review and tell me what you think. Bye.