Organized Fantasy!

Summary: Cloud is a senior in high school with his best friend Aerith. And they are always somehow involved with the randomness that is Organization XII.

A/N: Okay, so basically this is what really happens at lunch every day with me and my friends. If you wondering who Cloud represents in this story, it's me, that's shouldn't be too hard to figure out. We are just a group of cosplayers livin' the dream! And I'm the one that got the great idea of "Hmm what if I made a fan fiction outta this?" Meh… Onward! By the way this story sucks compared to others i have written. When i get my main one (Men dont cry for themselves) posted you'll see that i dont completely fail.

Disclamer: I, in no form or fashion, own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy along with its compilations.

Beginning of Randomness

Cloud Strife, High School Senior, works two jobs, is an A-B student who is also enrolled in college thanks to Duel-Credit. So in a way I guess that makes a senior-freshman-high school-college-student? Whatever. Cool.

On top of that he is also in the Engineering program and in orchestra. Who'd a thunk it?

But right now at this very moment he was with his friends at lunch.

Xemnas was picking on Demyx… again. And Roxas was trying to stop him. Siax was just chillin, watching as Xemnas and Demyx fought about nothing in particular. Aerith was sitting next to Cloud who was eating a turkey sandwich. Well, tried to until it was knocked out of his hand and onto the floor. He stared at it blankly before sighing. "Awww I brought that from Home."

Aerith was hungry so she asked Cloud if he would stand in line with her so she could get food. Cloud obliged and went with her and they were soon joined by their friend Barret. As the three of them stood in line they randomly quoted comedians, Cloud quoted Mitch Hedberg and Aerith would quote Dean Cook, Barret would stand there and laugh and randomly kick Cloud. For no particular reason other than the fact that he was there. Soon enough they all got food and sat back at the table where another fight had begun between Xemnas and Roxas.

"Keep it up Demyx and you'll find yourself inside that water bottle!" Which cloud had also brought from home.

"Oh yeah?! Well at least my name doesn't spell out MAN SEX!"

Silence… Complete and total silence. Until Xemnas walked away while everyone else stared at Demyx in awe.

"He started it!"

Cloud walked over to Demyx and ruffled his hair. Then smacked him upside the head.

"Owweee, Meanie"

"Pansy you were asking for it now he is going to brood all day and night about it until he either gets over it or makes up a good comeback."

A few minutes later and Siax and Roxas came back with a very determined looking Xemnas. And then Xemnas stood in front of everyone and said.

"Organization I have an announcement to make! I am no longer Man Sex. You all shall now call me Man CANDY."

Everyone got up from the table and left.

"hey where's everybody going? Guys don't leave… Group hug?"

END

A/N: so there you go some crack fan fiction and yes I know this kind of sucks so this is probly the only chapter that I will post of this. However if you review and give you honest opinion about it then I shall post the next chapter in which Cloud dresses like Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club and sneaks cupcakes into the AMC theater. This is also a true story. REVIEWS ARE LUV! Ja ne!