Betrayed
When I had a plan, nothing worked out. I mean, it was my idea that me and Ulquiorra become friends. MY IDEA! It was a great idea, and I learned that Gin and Aizen tried to sabotage our friendship. Well, lucky it was Ulquiorra's uppity attitude that ruined it all. Idiot. That's what I would call Ulquiorra if I wasn't calling him a fucking genius. He recently told me that what he did was how he was getting Aizen and Gin off our backs! Clever, emo boy, clever. Now, we were friends on the sly. It might be harder to pull this off than I thought.
Ah, the sandy desert air was still refreshing. Too bad I wasn't outside to enjoy it. I can't believe I had to wash the damn dishes on such a great day. What sucked even more? Every time I looked out the window, Nnoitra was there to raspberry me because he got to enjoy the air. The door to the kitchen opened. It was my bud. I waved to him while trying to scrub some blue off of a plate. He sat at the table. Finally he spoke.
"Grimmjow, you look like you're tired."
"I am! I've been up for four hours straight trying to wash all of these dishes! We must be trifling to let these things pile up like this."
He was silent. He wasn't trying to start an argument, but the way I talked…I was looking for a fight. He sighed and grabbed a drink from the fridge.
"You're washing that cup." I sneered.
"I will." He said. I looked back at him.
"This whole friends on the sly thing. It's kind of creepy."
"How so?"
"It's like we're in a forbidden relationship. I am not a fag, Ulquiorra! I'm not a fag!"
He raised an eyebrow at me and went back to his cup. I sighed.
"You can't ignore what I'm saying."
"I'm not."
"You're a real wise guy…"
"On the contrary."
"Stop doing that. I hate that."
"Very well."
"DUDE!"
"How's everything going Grimmjow?" Aizen poked his head in. His eyes narrowed suspiciously when he saw Ulquiorra. I sneered.
"Ulquiorra is in here bothering me. How well can things be going?"
"I just want to make sure he's actually working." Ulquiorra closed his eyes. Aizen left the room slowly. I panicked.
"You see that look in his eyes!? He's on to us!"
"Quiet, Grimmjow. You'll give it away."
"I don't want to fight you! You know too many big words!!"
"Stop crying. That's Orihime's job."
"I know. HEY! I am not crying! I'm not a woman!"
Ulquiorra turned his head. I raised an eyebrow.
"You better not be smiling."
"Not to worry."
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?"
He turned back around and stood up. I looked at him.
"You leaving?"
"Stay still."
What was he doing walking towards me in that cool way of his? He put his hand on the back of my head. I looked at him.
"Er, Ulquiorra?"
He shoved my head down in the suds. I flailed my arms and kicked my legs.
"!!!!"
"That is what happens when you insult your superiors." He said.
"I DIDN'Tgrbbbbbbblllleee…!!!" I was losing consciousness. No way! I refuse to faint, uh, pass out from drowning. He raised my head up. I coughed, sputtered, and gasped.
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!??" I yelled at him. He was looking at the door. A shadow moved away from the door. He closed his eyes.
"That was much too close."
I shook my head splashing water everywhere. Ulquiorra glared at me.
"Give me a towel." He said. I handed him a towel. First, he hit me with it. Then he dried himself off.
"Who was that?" I looked at the door.
"Aizen wanted to make sure we were still fighting."
"He knows we're not?"
Ulquiorra's eyes widened. Footsteps sounded outside the door. Ulquiorra closed his eyes. His cyan lines really did make it look like he was crying.
"He does now…"
"What!? Who was that!?"
"Gin…"
"Oh boy."
"ULQUIORRA!! GRIMMJOW!!!" Aizen yelled. Me and Ulquiorra winced. Yup, Aizen was mad. We had been tricking him for a year now. Gin opened the door to the kitchen.
"Funny how fast news spreads. Aizen wants you." He said. We walked out of the door each of us hitting him.
Aizen was very upset. We had been sitting here for about twenty minutes and he hadn't said a word. He had his hands on his head. His eyes were closed. His eyebrows were furrowed angrily. Me and Ulquiorra kept looking at each other, anxiously awaiting our fate. I leaned over to him.
"What do you think's going to happen to us?" I whispered. Aizen slapped me. I put my hand on my cheek with my mouth hanging open.
"No talking. This is my office."
"I didn't say it wasn't!" Another slap. My cheek was red. "At least have the decency to punch me!" A punch in the face. I put my hands over my face and screamed. "Yeah…nice punch…"
"Aizen-sama, before you punch or slap Grimmjow again, can we know why we are here?" It was Ulquiorra's turn to get punched. "Aizen-sama!" He held his nose.
"You two betrayed me!!!" Aizen suddenly burst out in tears! Me and Ulquiorra looked at each other then back at Aizen.
"Betrayed you?" We asked. He looked at us with his tear filled eyes.
"Yes! I told you last year you two were my amusement, and then you stab me in the back and still become friends!!!!" He sobbed louder.
"We apologize, we didn't know it offended you so much." Ulquiorra said.
"You're damn right it offends me!" Aizen yelled waving his arms around almost hitting both of us again.
"Dude, Aizen…sama, chill." I said. He punched me again.
"It's you! You probably influenced Ulquiorra to be a bad boy!"
"Boy?" Ulquiorra blinked. Aizen nodded. Oh gross, the snot was running freely now. He was frowning, tears still pouring out of his eyes.
"You're my boy! Ulquiorra why!? Why do you betray me!!!?"
"I-uh- didn't mean to?"
Aizen wailed louder still. I looked at Ulquiorra.
"Fix it!" I hissed.
"How? I haven't a clue how to fix this." He said.
"You don't know how to fix this? I don't either! Just try something!"
He closed his eyes and put his hand on Aizen.
"We're sorry. How can we make it up to you?"
"Oh, I have an idea." He smiled. We both gulped.
Man is it tough to get a break around there. I am so glad I'm not Ulquiorra or Grimmjow. YEA ME!!!! ^ ^