Game Over for Banjo-Tooie

Here's what the Game Over Cutscene from Banjo-Tooie could have been. Rated T for some deaths.

[I do not own Banjo-Kazooie]


"Charge up complete, ready to blast B.O.B is." Mingella said to Gruntilda.

Gruntilda grinned. "Yes, and not before time." she said. "I will soon have my full body back!"

"Then target you set first, or new body you will not have." said Blobbelda.

"OK..." Grunty said, setting the target for the WHOLE Isle o' Hags. "Let's see that scruffy bear dodge this!" And on 'this', she pressed the suck button.

The beam from B.O.B blasted everyone and everything on the island, and that included Spiral Mountain, sucking all the life from plants and the grounds and the creatures, Banjo, Kazooie, and their friends included, and there was no escape for anyone, most of which were killed instantly.

Combined with the life force of King Jingaling and his palace from earlier on in the game, the energy from everyone and everything filled the tank right to the top.

"Full life force tank is, so now, body you will have." Mingella said. Grunty stepped under the shower nozzle from the tank. Blobbelda pressed the button,and a bright cloud of steam filled the room. When the steam cleared, there was Grunty, like how she looked in the N64 Banjo Kazooie game before her fall, and her 2 year imprisonment.

"Nice you look, Grunty, back to normal you are." Mingella said. "Body you've got, Grunty, so what will you do now?" Blobbelda asked.

"Why, we take over of course!" Grunty said evilly. "With that bear & bird finally gone, the world is ours for the taking. I can only imagine the fun we'll have!"

[Here's where the GAME OVER text would be]

And with that, the 3 Winkybunon sisters cackled evilly, at their plan's success.


So there you have it: what would have been the Game Over cutscene for Banjo Tooie, if Banjo-Tooie had lives, just like it's predecessor.

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