Warriors Randomness.
Note: I do not own Warriors, Simpsons etc.
Tigerclaw: Firepaw, what naughty thing did you do today? Detention by chalkboard! Write as punishment "I will not do anything to annoy Tigerclaw again"
Firepaw: You've been watching The Simpsons again, haven't you?
Tigerclaw: Cheek!
Ravenpaw: I'm going to ask Professor Dumbledore today, attend the Duel Academy
Apprentices: WHAT! You're leaving?
Ravenpaw: Yes. I got a scholarship to attend Jayden's academy. Barley attends and he says it's great.
Sandpaw: How great is it, may I ask?
Ravenpaw: It's great. I can't wait to meet the famous students.
Dustpaw.: Hey, Jet's in town.
Tigerclaw: Will you lot be quiet and stop talking about this Jet please.
Later...
Mudclaw: Hey, I'm reporting live from the Randomville Conference centre where Jet's holding her conference
Greypaw, Dustpaw, Ravenpaw and Sandpaw was at the back door when Firepaw appeared.
Sandpaw: Firepaw, you are supposed to be doing detention, not here.
Firepaw: Well, I heard about Jet in town so I made Bart and Milhouse do it instead.
Sandpaw:WHAT!
Firepaw: I'm sorry you are leaving, Ravenpaw.
Ravenpaw: I'll write letters!
Tigerclaw:FIREPAW!
Moons later, after Ravenpaw left for the Duel Academy, Randomville was in mayhem,
Sandstorm: What are we going to do? Randomville is in chaos, and ailens has taken over the !
Fireheart: Why can't we visit London?
Greystripe: We don't have time.
Dustpelt: Oh, o.k.
Sandstorm:How about Sleepstar's Headquaters ?
Dustpelt, Fireheart and Greystripe : Yes!
Meanwhile, in Sleepstar's Headquaters ...
Tessa:All right, Cesc?
Sandstorm: Err, why can't we ask someone who knows the place well?
Fireheart: O.K the way!
Tigerclaw: Sir, did you see any cats heading this way?
Sleepstar: Oi Tigerclaw! Why don't you head to Wakaponeka instead!
Tigerclaw heads to Wakaponeka, giving Tessa a chance to escape.
In Starbucks
Sandstorm: All we need is a plan to stop the Randomville Conspiracy.
Sleepstar: Thought you like to know, Tessa escaped.
Fireheart:PHEW! We don't know Cesc at all.
Dustpelt: I say.
Sakura: Do you want coffee with that?
Everyone: No thank you, Sakura.
Pikachu: Pika pika (yes please)
Two hours later,
Fireheart: We need a plan to stop this
Cesc: I am the detective here
Fireheart: Detective Cesc!
Aang:We had trouble since The Guardians left
Donald: Yeah
Optimus Prime: So is someone is dealing with this problem.
Random kid: Uh-huh
Sandstorm: Sleepstar's dealing with this.
Everyone: Come on Sleepstar
Sleepstar: Tigerstar is moaning that he is left in Wapakoneta.
Chief Wiggum: We need the peace, people, Sleepstar will try to sort all this out.
Leah: I'll tell Tigerstar that you are leaving town early
Everyone: Shut up
Milhouse: No one will tell anyone about Sleepstar's departure
: Hey everybody
Everyone: Hi
Mr Burns: Winston here will stay guard until Sleepstar returns
Oddeseus:I'll build a wooden Horse
Cesc: No one is building a Wooden Horse.
Sleepstar: Okay. I'll be away for a long time so I need volunteers to accompay me on this journey to find The Guardians.
Mudclaw: I'll come
Achilles: I'll come, too
Nobby: I'll come
Chief Wiggum: Oi, no driving at 1000mph.
(It is illegial in Randomville to drive at that speed)
Lisa: I'll come.
(Maggie and Gerald are fighting)
Sleepstar: Maggie! Gerald! Stop it now. Remember you will be a couple in the future.
(This was in Bart To The Future)
Sleepstar: Now that everything is sorted I'm off now
Everyone: Bye Sleepstar.
Six months Later
Bart: Merry Christmas everyone.
Sleepstar: I'm back.
Lisa: Randomville is back to normal
Chief Wiggum: What about Tigerstar?
Sleepstar: We won't see him for a year, he's still in Ohio.
Homer: Let's party
Sleepstar(gushes): Oh no, he might try and escape, though.
Meanwhile, in the human world..
Tigerstar: What the heck is this place?
Random person: Sorry but you are in Ohio.
Tigerstar: What? This place? Wakawhatever it's called?
He turned to the sky and shouted "Curse you Sleepstar, I'll escape one day"
The end.