I'm going to try doing a two shot for a real start.
I do not own Naruto
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Konoha's most unpredictable ninja was having a strange urge. He hasn't this urge since he was 13yrs old.
The urge ……..
Naaarrrutttto!!!!!
…. to prank.
Said blonde was currently running from the ANBU Black Ops for replacing The Hokage's sake with Ginger Ale, covering the village in some type manure, and taking all of the perverted novels written by his master, Jiraiya, and burned them in a giant bonfire. (You can actually hear all the perverts in the village grieving and screaming
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.")
The only thing keeping the Fifth from killing the boy herself was her love for him. Because of that love, she only sent the ANBU to catch him.
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Once caught, he is brought to Tsunade. "H-He –Hey Granny Tsunade" Naruto laughs nervously, in fear of what the pissed off Hokage will do to him. She just sits their smiling, making the Chunin (Yeah I made him a Chunin, want to fight about it!?) even more afraid than he already was.
"Naruto-don't be afraid. I'm not gong to hurt you. I'm just going to have you do a punishment mission, you don't have to fix anything you did. OK" Tsunade said, her smile ever evident on her face. Still frightened, Naruto says "A-Alright Baa-chan, can I go now?" "Yes." says the elder blonde.
With that, as the youth standing in front of her quickly leaves her presence, she can't but smile even wider as she thinks over the events she has planned for the orange wearing Chunin.
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The next day….
"I still can't believe that Baa-chan let me off that easy!" says Naruto, walking from the Ichiraku ramen stand. He contemplated the mission he had to do as a punishment.
Flashback…
"As a punishment for your recent actions, Naruto, you must help an old woman, named Mrs. Namasake, clean her old mansion." Tsunade says, while finding it very difficult to keep a straight face and not bust out laughing.
"That doesn't sound so hard. What's the catch?" Naruto asks suspiciously, not trusting the female Sannin. Said Sannin smiles and says "There actually is one catch. The mansion in question is supposedly… haunted."
End of flashback…
The Chunin was still a little spooked about that last comment. Now Naruto has never been know to be superstitious, but the fact that he had to go in their just freaked him out. He trudged along to the location of his punishment.
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Mrs. Namasake was an old widow by all means. Naruto, and many of the people he asked, never heard of Mrs. Namasake. Tsunade told her that her husband was a mineral merchant who struck big and got rich. Mr. Namasake, who hasn't been heard of either, bought their house, but died at a young age and his Mrs. never really got over it. She never remarried and kept her husbands name. Naruto found his clients history strange but doesn't think too much of as he approaches the house.
When arrives at the house, he knocks loudly. When the door opens he is surprised by what he sees. In front of him, he sees …