I am not dead! :D just in massive idea mode on the second speedster.
anyways, I love this joke, so enjoy!
Passwords
Dick eagerly clicked the last button and waited for the next pop up. "This new email account will be all set up for you, Dami!"
Damian stood off to the side, his green eyes glaring profoundly at the computer. "This is unnecessary, Grayson."
The man grinned as he stood from the computer, motioning for the boy to sit.
"C'mon, little D, This is a Rite of Passage for every kid! And I've connected it to mine! Now, you just gotta enter your password."
The boy sat and took hold of the mouse, staring perplexed lay at the screen. "Why do I require a password.."
"So that only you can get in to your email! And make it something you'll remember too!" With that, the Man-Wonder left.
Damian placed his fingers on the keyboard, thinking of words before he began to type.
Katana
Sorry, Password must be more that Eight characters.
Sharp Katana
Sorry, Password must contain one numerical character.
2 Sharp Katana's
Password cannot contain black spaces.
100sharpkatanas
Sorry, Password must include one upper-case Character.
Damian ground his teeth and resisted the urge to throw the computer into lava, bury it, dig it up, and stab it.
100FUCKINGSHARPKATANAS
Sorry, password must not contain more that one upper-case character consecutively.
100FuckingSharpKatanasUpYourAss,IfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, Password must not contain punctuation.
100FuckingKatanasMurduringYourFamilyAsYouSleepIfYouDontPermitMeAccessRightThisMoment
Sorry, that password is already in use.
Damian threw the computer out his window.