Story Time with Dylan, Book 1
Once there was a boy named JEFF,
he got a new game called super mario brothers 1 from got it for like 1.00 dollar from a guy named Hike he got home he put in the ,The game flashed something in the screen for a split second that he was on Bowser when he defeated Bowser the princess peach and everyone in the castle showed up like in the background there was a shadowy figure…''JEFf get down here it's time to eat" said Jeff's Jeff got back on, a picture of princess peach and the other characters popped up they died they said, "Wanna drink sam?" They asked vibrantly touching each other's nipple blood.
in a flash a note popped out of the machine it said
"u like to suicide? =) i do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Ye i like the suicide skatboard plez," Jeff pulled his butthole skin off screaming, "OMMMM SAKI TEHHH ALIMIUMUOOOOOOOO donut" HE thrusting his anus blood to the tv, priancies paunch what do i do? "She,,,,,, GIVE ME THE SUCC" JEFf pulled his remaining anus hair off and pulled the princess out of the tv! HE touched her nose and elbows making his kneecaps erect. Blood flowed out of his anus as prnicess paunch touched the erect knee. "OIUUH OIUH OIUH OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Princess peach screamed while white juiced flowed out of her vagina.
THe end thx im only 6 tho