The True Will of Sirius Orion Black (and others)

by Rhaegal1995

Every Post-OotP story has it. This is my take on a will written by an insane man. Now to include others.

1. SOB story

I, Sirius Orion Black, being of sound body and (mostly) sound mind, declare this to be my final will.

As of this writing, the Black family fortune was estimated at: 30,423,384 Galleons, 11,596,343 Sickles, 4,845,244 Knuts.

To the Weasley family I give each member 10,000 Galleons.

To Remus Lupin, I give every Sickle in my vault. (everyone knows silver is only harmful if ingested.)

To N- Tonks (I might be dead, but I'm not that brave!) I leave 2,000,000 Galleons. I'd invite you back into the black family, but I would never insult you like that.

To Harry James Potter, My Godson, I leave you with...

...Nothing. The Potter fortune is even larger then the Black's! Don't be greedy!

I leave the remainder of my assets, now valued at 33,672,424 Galleons, 17,562,973 Sickles, 2,441,999 Knuts due to interest, to the first person outside of this room that asks for it.