"Vegeta get up already!!! "Bulma yelled. There was a loud crash as
the saiyan prince fell down the stairs. "Watch out for that hamper." The
half awake Vegeta got up off the ground rubbing his head in pain.
"What do you want? It's only 6am!!" He said walking into the kitchen. His wife was putting on her jacket.
"Listen, as you know, I'm going to a modern technology convection this weekend, and I just need you to do a couple of chores while I'm gone okay?" Vegeta sneered.
"Chores?! Can't Trunks do them?"
"No! He only two years old!!" she said shocked.
"Well, he has to learn to become a warrior sometime..." Vegeta grumbled. Bulma just sighed.
"Anyway, you don't have to worry about Trunks, my parents are going to take care of him. Just do your chores."
"I'm the Prince of all saiyans!! I SHOULD NOT have to do chores!!" Vegeta complained. Bulma got up in his face.
"Listen! Goku does chores for Chi-Chi so you will do chores for me. Understand?" Vegeta nodded angrily. She kissed him on the check and left.
"Stupid Kakarote, always showing me up..." he grumbled and picked up the list "fine, let's start then... #1) blow the driveway (blower's in the garage.) Hmmm, that doesn't seem to hard...(wear ear protection) Ha! Saiyans don't need silly ear protection!!"
Vegeta put the list in his pocket and moved into the garage. He went over to an odd-looking contraption, and read the label.
"Little Wonder Leaf Blower. Must be it." He grabbed the machine and began to drag it outside. He opened the door and his jaw dropped. He was shin deep in leaves, pine needles, and the such.
"She expects me to THIS?!" he growled in anger, "was this ever done before?! And where does it all come from?! There's not a single tree from miles!!" He pulled the machine into the mess were it stuck. Vegeta looked at it with a raising anger. He pulled at it harder and it still didn't budge. He powered up. It didn't move.
"WHAT THE HELLLL!!!" he screamed and went super saiyan, it moved an inch. "Good enough." He said panting. "Now where's the on switch?" he flipped a knob that said on/off. Nothing happened. He noticed a pull chord.
"Jeez, Bulma ya think with your scientific GENIUS you would come up with a better machine..." He grumbled pulling thee string, it didn't start. He pulled again. And again. And again. And again.
"Ahhh!!!!!!" The prince screamed frustrated. Then he noticed a choke. He looked around, no one noticed. "I feel stupid..."
"You are." Vegeta looked frantically around for the mocking voice. There he spotted a black raven. "Did you say that?!" he asked suspiciously.
"You are." The raven said again.
"DIE! MOCKING DEMON BIRD OF LENORE!!!" he screamed and shot an energy blast at it. The bird splattered into a bunch of gory pieces, "I'll clean that up later." He turned back to the machine. With the newfound "choke" on, he pulled again. The machine sputtered to a start.
"Yes!!" he said happily shooting his hands in the air. Then he noticed nothing was blowing. "Hmmm....must be clogged or something." He laid down on his stomach and looked into the blower. He began to pull leave and other crap out of it.
"There.... Wait, what's that clanging noise?" he said just as a stick flew out of the machine and nailed him in the forehead.
"OWWW!!" he cried and reeled backwards. "You have won this match, my friend. However, that will be your last." He stated wiping the blood off his head.
He walked over behind it and looked curiously at a lever. One side, which it was on now, had a turtle. The other had a rabbit. Vegeta turned to the rabbit. The blower's power level increased, as did the noise. It became ungodly loud. The prince's ears started bleeding.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" He screamed and ran into the garage.
Minutes later Vegeta came outside again with ear protection on.
"So you've won round two, machina. But now I'm prepared for your tricks." He said glaring evilly at the machine.
Vegeta started blowing the driveway, still super saiyan.
5 hours later:
"Finally! I'm done!" he said proudly, "I'm not the prince of all saiyans for nothing!" He wiped off some sweat and smiled. "Even the Earth is giving me a nice breeze for a job well done.." The wind did pickup. Then quickly it turned to a gust. Vegeta watched in horror as all the leave and needles blew back into the driveway. His eye twitched.
"Yes, I'll blow the driveway! I'll BLOW IT UP!!!" He screamed flying into the air, "BIG BANG ATTACK!!!." Thus he nuked the driveway.
"There.." Vegeta said laughing insanely pulling out the list, "#1 crossed off..."
"What do you want? It's only 6am!!" He said walking into the kitchen. His wife was putting on her jacket.
"Listen, as you know, I'm going to a modern technology convection this weekend, and I just need you to do a couple of chores while I'm gone okay?" Vegeta sneered.
"Chores?! Can't Trunks do them?"
"No! He only two years old!!" she said shocked.
"Well, he has to learn to become a warrior sometime..." Vegeta grumbled. Bulma just sighed.
"Anyway, you don't have to worry about Trunks, my parents are going to take care of him. Just do your chores."
"I'm the Prince of all saiyans!! I SHOULD NOT have to do chores!!" Vegeta complained. Bulma got up in his face.
"Listen! Goku does chores for Chi-Chi so you will do chores for me. Understand?" Vegeta nodded angrily. She kissed him on the check and left.
"Stupid Kakarote, always showing me up..." he grumbled and picked up the list "fine, let's start then... #1) blow the driveway (blower's in the garage.) Hmmm, that doesn't seem to hard...(wear ear protection) Ha! Saiyans don't need silly ear protection!!"
Vegeta put the list in his pocket and moved into the garage. He went over to an odd-looking contraption, and read the label.
"Little Wonder Leaf Blower. Must be it." He grabbed the machine and began to drag it outside. He opened the door and his jaw dropped. He was shin deep in leaves, pine needles, and the such.
"She expects me to THIS?!" he growled in anger, "was this ever done before?! And where does it all come from?! There's not a single tree from miles!!" He pulled the machine into the mess were it stuck. Vegeta looked at it with a raising anger. He pulled at it harder and it still didn't budge. He powered up. It didn't move.
"WHAT THE HELLLL!!!" he screamed and went super saiyan, it moved an inch. "Good enough." He said panting. "Now where's the on switch?" he flipped a knob that said on/off. Nothing happened. He noticed a pull chord.
"Jeez, Bulma ya think with your scientific GENIUS you would come up with a better machine..." He grumbled pulling thee string, it didn't start. He pulled again. And again. And again. And again.
"Ahhh!!!!!!" The prince screamed frustrated. Then he noticed a choke. He looked around, no one noticed. "I feel stupid..."
"You are." Vegeta looked frantically around for the mocking voice. There he spotted a black raven. "Did you say that?!" he asked suspiciously.
"You are." The raven said again.
"DIE! MOCKING DEMON BIRD OF LENORE!!!" he screamed and shot an energy blast at it. The bird splattered into a bunch of gory pieces, "I'll clean that up later." He turned back to the machine. With the newfound "choke" on, he pulled again. The machine sputtered to a start.
"Yes!!" he said happily shooting his hands in the air. Then he noticed nothing was blowing. "Hmmm....must be clogged or something." He laid down on his stomach and looked into the blower. He began to pull leave and other crap out of it.
"There.... Wait, what's that clanging noise?" he said just as a stick flew out of the machine and nailed him in the forehead.
"OWWW!!" he cried and reeled backwards. "You have won this match, my friend. However, that will be your last." He stated wiping the blood off his head.
He walked over behind it and looked curiously at a lever. One side, which it was on now, had a turtle. The other had a rabbit. Vegeta turned to the rabbit. The blower's power level increased, as did the noise. It became ungodly loud. The prince's ears started bleeding.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" He screamed and ran into the garage.
Minutes later Vegeta came outside again with ear protection on.
"So you've won round two, machina. But now I'm prepared for your tricks." He said glaring evilly at the machine.
Vegeta started blowing the driveway, still super saiyan.
5 hours later:
"Finally! I'm done!" he said proudly, "I'm not the prince of all saiyans for nothing!" He wiped off some sweat and smiled. "Even the Earth is giving me a nice breeze for a job well done.." The wind did pickup. Then quickly it turned to a gust. Vegeta watched in horror as all the leave and needles blew back into the driveway. His eye twitched.
"Yes, I'll blow the driveway! I'll BLOW IT UP!!!" He screamed flying into the air, "BIG BANG ATTACK!!!." Thus he nuked the driveway.
"There.." Vegeta said laughing insanely pulling out the list, "#1 crossed off..."