Title: First Party
Author: Cypres
Beta-Reader: gloaming grove
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or its characters.
Rating: T, due to some minor swearing, and maybe something else.
PS: Huge Thanks to gloaming grove for her wonderful beta skills. I can't tell her how much I love her for all the hard work she does!!
First Party
"Ichigo, I want to leave this pantry…"
"Rukia, it's a 'party'," Ichigo sighed. "And we can't leave right now; it'll be rude and it's Chinami's birthday. Chizuru's little sister."
The violet-eyed shinigami frowned, looking around.
The music was rather loud and some of Chizuru's friends were starting to make her feel uncomfortable; especially the long black haired girl who was currently staring at her.
"But, Ichigo, I really want to get back home." Rukia said while rubbing her hand 'innocently' along Ichigo's arm.
The orange-haired Shinigami shivered, trying hard to not look at her face. He's sure to be damned if he did, Rukia had the amazing ability to make him obey without too many complaints.
"Ichigo, please?" She whispered and he involuntarily looked at her.
Shit.
Ichigo knows he shouldn't have 'cause Rukia was staring at him with what could be called puppy eyes. And this look could not and would not be ignored by the human. It was already nearly impossible for him to deny her something even when he didn't agree. So, when she insisted…
"Okay, we'll leave. Let me just tell Chizuru that I'll walk you home." Ichigo muttered, standing up.
Suddenly, the music stopped and a girl's voice was heard.
"Hello people!!! Are you all having fun??!"
A chorus of approval rose.
"Good!! 'Cause it's Chinami's birthday and we have a little surprise for her!!"
"Rukia, we could leave unnoticed right now if you want." Ichigo murmured through a confused buzz.
Said Rukia just shook her head no.
"I want to know what this surprise is."
"I'm sure Chinami would like to see her surprise too! Let's say that it's a nice shoot!! Ladies please, let me introduce you Flagging Fred!!!!" The girl shouted and a chorus of screeching erupted from all the girls in the room as a young and fair man, scantily clad, appeared at the kitchen door. At the same time, the music started again and it was sensual and repetitive.
The Shinigami girl gasped as she saw the man. His outfit barely covered his masculine parts and she'd never seen such a ritual before. Beside her, Ichigo was fuming. He roughly stood up and caught Rukia's wrist in the process.
"Let's go." He said through clenched teeth.
"But it didn't even begin!" Rukia whined, alternatively looking between him and the man who was now dancing in front of whistling girls.
Ichigo growled irritably. Both looked up at the 'show' as Banshee's screams were now heard: Flagging Fred was now slowly undressing himself.
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Suddenly, all the people in the room heard a loud crashing noise and, as they curiously turned back, they gasped in surprise: there was a big hole in the wall. To top it off, Rukia and Ichigo have disappeared at the same time.
Later, some would have sworn that they heard, just before the wall collapsed, Kuchiki-san's voice saying something about a 'strawberry' and a 'rock hard flag to take care of'.
End
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