10 Reasons NOT To Be A Vampire don't hate me

by Zombie Jesus

A Humour List My First Fan Fic Be Kind when i posted this i got a got lotta responses from twilight fans about how wrong i was on my facts DOES NO ONE GET IT! ITS A JOKE it was supposed to be incorrect on the twilight idea its a jk on Dracula!

10 Reasons NOT to be a Vampire

People trying to kill you (mostly)

You can't pronounce W (velcome??)

Blood? Eww

No reflection (bad hair day ALL day EVERY day)

Pashing With Those Teeth?

Going out in daylight would suck

Pasty skin (who WANTS to look like a nerd)

Possible RED eyes (its taking ginger a little far)

Universal hate

There are 9 reasons not to be one!

The Upside?

Cullens