Disclaimer: I do not own Hanzel and Gretel
There once was a stupid bitch that told her husband to ditch their kids in the woods. He did it but one kid made a mother fuckin trail of bread that some mother fuckin birds ate. So they were all lost and a witch kidnappeded them to eat they asses. They tricked the dumb bitch and killeded her ass then they went home to their parents who were all pissed off that the kids had fuckin come home! The end!