Intro/summary:
"Grant, go away."
"I'm not leaving until you tell me."
"Tell you what? To fuck off?"
"Have you ever been trapped in an elevator for 27 hours?"
"No."
"Well, there's a first time for everything!"
"Is that a tongue ring?"
"Yeah. I was trying to cut a tomato and the knife magically flew up and pierced my tongue."
"Ah. Talk about freak accidents."
"Ow!"
"What happened?"
"You just chunked a door knob at my head?"
"I did? Whoops. Sometimes my hands just go crazy…no control over them at all."
"Where are we?"
"I don't know."
"How'd we get here?"
"I don't know."
"Do you know anything?"
"I know something is going to smack you across your face in approximately 5 seconds."
"Shut up! I love this song!"
"This is a commercial."
"It's a pillow…it's a pet…it's a pillow pet!"
"I'm just thinking."
"Macey McHenry? Thinking? Hell must have froze over."
"Ewww! What is that giant, disgusting looking thing coming off your neck? It has hair! Ewww!"
"Is it a spider? Get it off me! Get it off!"
"Oh. Never mind, it's just your head."
Never mess with Cammie Morgan.
Never underestimate Bex Baxter.
Never criticize Macey McHenry.
Never judge Preston Winters.
Never confuse Grant Newman.
Never insult Zach Goode.
And never, ever put Preston Winter, Grant Newman, Zach Goode, Cammie Morgan, Macey McHenry and Bex Baxter in the same house for an entire summer.
A/N: Short, I know. But it's only an intro. I think I'm off to a nice start. Review or PM me and give tips and ideas, please?