HI!! For now on my name is (drum roll) APPLE WHOO HOO. So instead of my real name my name is APPLE!!

This story will be funny in a way you won' t think, Its not hysterically just slight humor so enjoy. Sorry if I confuse you a bit it gets a little complicated.

Okay the girls are 16 (Tenten is 17) and the guys are 16 or just turned 17, and they saved Sasuke and stuff and he's a good now and he killed his brother and the other peoples his brother hung out with, and he killed Snaky & Co.( Oro and kabuto I really wan to call Orocumaru Oreo )

Summary: Okay so Ino ses Sasuke and Sakura, THen Naruto finds something out about Hinata and Neji and Tenten sees what happens when he confrontes her about it. Then Tenten feels likes shes a burden to Neji an Ino and Shikamaru ses what happens aws a result that. Then Ino an shika start fighting an it ends in a weird/funny way and Sakura and Sasuke see this. As this is all happening tsuande,gai,kerunai,kakashi,asuma,jaryia (SP?),Anko and Shinzue are all watching this lol

Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Naruto. t if I did Neji and Sasuke would be embarrassed every 10 episodes CHA CHA

Sasuke: Oh god, don't anyone sell her the show!

me: HEY how'd you get of the closet I put you in ...I mean uuuuuuuummmmmmmm...the bedroom Yea HOW'D YOU GET OUT!!

Neji:You put 2 prodigies together in a dark closet, tied together (by the wrist) both with bloodline traits there would be a MAJOR problem if we couldn't get out.

Me: What ever you smartass!!

Neji: Dumbshit

Me: Emo-assed destiny freak.

Neji: demon woman.

Me: CASCADA LOVER (sorry cascada fans but...neji cascada ain't a mix hehehehehehehe)

Neji: uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm...

Sasuke: Neji, dude ...your not my bro anymore (from a vid off you tube except Sasuke says Lee inside of Neji. Lol, it's called Naruto Sex Ed lol)

Neji: uummmm FALLOUT BOY LOVER

whack

Me: Shut up Fallout boys awesome. Anyways least I use shampoo that's for my gender!!

Neji: Hey just cuz I use women's shampoo doesn't mean I'm less of a man...…(whack) owie why'd you hit me that hard!!

Me: UH HUH...

Sasuke: This could go on for hours... God...While they argue here's the story.sweat drop

P.S While this story is going on Neji and Apple (Author) will be adding side comments -Sasuke

Sakura asked Sasuke if he liked her; he said no.

Sakura asked Sasuke if she was pretty; he said no.

Sakura asked Sasuke if he wanted her; he said no.

Sakura asked Sasuke if he would cry if she walked away; he said no.

So Sakura turned and walked away, trying not to cry ...

(this could make a great cliff hanger but I'm not that mean (yes she is) SHUT UP NEJI )

Sasuke grabbed her arm and said"...Sakura ... I don't like you, I love you..."

"Sakura...you're not pretty, you're beautiful..."

"Sakura...I don't want you, I need you..."

"Sakura... and I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die…sakura"

Sakura stared at Sasuke in amazement she couldn't believe what he said.

She asked if he was lying he said no he had to reason to hurt her and he didn't want to hurt her.

She still didn't believe it.

He moved closer to her she just stared at him then looked down at her feet.

Sasuke put his finger under her chin and moved her head, making her look at him again.

He asked why she though he was lying.

She said that she this wasn't like him,

He gave her a small smile and he said that even if it wasn't' t like him doesn't mean he doesn't love her,

she started to argue but couldn't because Sasuke had leaned in and kissed her

When he pulled back she stared at him surprised.

''Believe me now?'' he asked

She smiled "Very".

Sasuke lend in and kissed her, but this time Sakura kissed back and put her arms around his neck and he wrapped his arms around her waist.

Then it started raining not, sad rain but, happy rain like in the end of spring. ( uuumm just a cheesy line there)

"And that's what happened" (1)

"Are you disappointed" (2)

"not really" (1)

"I am, Sakura was mine" (3)

"What about you" (2)

''Not at all they seem like a great couple'' said Hinata

'' How did you see all that" asked Naruto (3)

'' I was just walking past'' said Ino (1) '' I thought it would hurt more to lose to Sasuke but I think I found someone else" eyeing the person to her left without him noticing.

" That explains why your not really disappointed" said Shikamaru (2) who was sitting to her left ( get it?! (No) NEJI SHUT UP AN STOP INTERUPTING (throws blocks at Neji) ) looking a bit mad/sad/curious he asked "but who is it you like now "

" Oh, you know him" Ino said " you all do"

" Hey Hinata, who do you like" asked Naruto ( idiot (yes he is Hinata has loved him forever) NEJI SHUT UP GOD this isn't your story !! ;) yet... )

Hinata looks at Naruto and smiled got up and left the ramen shop not before saying

" See you guys later and Naruto you'll find out some time"

"Idiot " said Ino and Shikamaru

Naruto just stared at them then back at the Hinata who was half way down the street

Shikamaru sighed " Naruto the person she likes is you, she's like you a lot & along time"

Naruto was flabbergasted ( I love that word (no you don't !!) NEJI AAHHH go away an yes I Do (no you don't) ) "What do I do "

" If I were u I'd go after her " said Shikamaru

So as you can guess Naruto ran to Hinata yelling her name like crazy

when she stopped and turned around she was surprised that Naruto grabbed her arms abruptly

" Is it true" he said panting

'' Is what... true Naruto?? ''

"Is what Shikamaru said about who you like true" he said

Hinata was (my fav word again...yea he's gone (no I'm not)...cuso) flabbergasted that Shikamaru told him who she liked - which of course is Naruto - "about liking you, Naruto?"

"Yeah is it true" he asked (again)

Hinata sighed and said in an embarrassed/shy /barely whisper voice" yes"

Hinata looked down then back at Naruto who had a happy/ I wonder why I never knew smile on his face (hm I wonder why he never knew BAKA (I agree) neji shaaaat UP)

"Naruto I..." Hinata stopped mid sentence

Naruto had pulled her toward him and kissed her

when he pulled away -there's a crowed now watching them- he leaned in right next to her ear and whispered "I like you too"

"Naruto you know Neji going to kill you I'm his family" said Hinata( (yes I will kill him) no you won't (yes I...) )

Naruto tighten his gripe around her arms and said" I don't care, your mine now so there's nothing he can do"

"NANI" said Hinata

" Yup your my girlfriend now'' said a smiling Naruto

" Okay"

"Naruto"

''Yeah Hinata"

"Uuuuuuummmmmmmm people are staring"

Naruto abruptly let go of Hinata looked around "Uuuuuuuummmmmmmm lets go before something else happens"

"Okay"

So Naruto decided he was ganna walk Hinata home, little did they know there were some special viewers watching them.

(Neji: special viewers who

Apple: Tenten an her lover

Neji: NANI...who is he

Apple: Lee...why

Neji: I'll be back I

Apple: Where are you going ??

Neji: To kill Lee

Apple: OMG...dude you can't take a joke at all Neji

Neji: ...

Apple: I was kidding God your so stupid for a prodigy

Neji: whatever

Apple: anyways you'll like who with Tenten

(CHA putting a parentheses stop you CHACHA)

AND CUT!!

That is it for this chapter i might put next chp up tommorw or maybe later tonight it like 11:30 here so IDK but i hoped you like

Neji: no i don't think they did!!

Apple: CORRECTION!! they didn't love you. you were always interuppting

Apple and Neji are now fighting pleas leave your comment,concerns, an flames -at your own risk (lol)- after they girly scream of Neji- Sasuke

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"