Legend of Zelda: With Vengeance
As the great Link makes his way to the castle of Hyrule, Epona Suddenly stops. A gunshot rings out. At the same time, a big mushroom cloud appears over Death Mountain. Link immediately tells Epona to run to the scene of the crime.
Suddenly, Link hears a voice from behind. The voice says: Holy shit! I didn't know gunpowder could do that!
Link then realized this was no terrorist attack. It was those damn Gorons playing with their Powder Kegs again. Assured of his safety, he went home.
The next day, he decided to go look for Navi. He was walking through the lost woods when he realized that the last place he saw Navi was the temple of time, so he warped there via the Prelude of light.
The next thing Link knew he was in the temple of time. He called for Navi. Just then, Navi came in. Navi immediately exclaimed:" Hey, isn't that a PPPpppvvvvwwweeeeewwww!!!!!!!!!!!" and he was gone again. Link looked around and saw Navi on the ceiling. He yelled: Navi, get down from there!". Navi yelled back " I can't Heeeree you!" And she disappeared again. Just then, Link's phone rang. "Good Guy" he answered. The Operator said: " This is a Collect Call from: "Guess Whhooo!?" It was Navi. She went to Termina and used a payphone. The Operator continued " to accept the charges, please say yes" "NO" was Link's reply. " Thank you for accepting the charges" The Operator said. "If you hang up in the next two minutes, you will be charged $100000000 Rupees" the Operator said. Then Navi came back on. Link said " Navi, you better not hang up in the next two minutes or-" Just then Navi hung up.
End Of Chapter # 1
As the great Link makes his way to the castle of Hyrule, Epona Suddenly stops. A gunshot rings out. At the same time, a big mushroom cloud appears over Death Mountain. Link immediately tells Epona to run to the scene of the crime.
Suddenly, Link hears a voice from behind. The voice says: Holy shit! I didn't know gunpowder could do that!
Link then realized this was no terrorist attack. It was those damn Gorons playing with their Powder Kegs again. Assured of his safety, he went home.
The next day, he decided to go look for Navi. He was walking through the lost woods when he realized that the last place he saw Navi was the temple of time, so he warped there via the Prelude of light.
The next thing Link knew he was in the temple of time. He called for Navi. Just then, Navi came in. Navi immediately exclaimed:" Hey, isn't that a PPPpppvvvvwwweeeeewwww!!!!!!!!!!!" and he was gone again. Link looked around and saw Navi on the ceiling. He yelled: Navi, get down from there!". Navi yelled back " I can't Heeeree you!" And she disappeared again. Just then, Link's phone rang. "Good Guy" he answered. The Operator said: " This is a Collect Call from: "Guess Whhooo!?" It was Navi. She went to Termina and used a payphone. The Operator continued " to accept the charges, please say yes" "NO" was Link's reply. " Thank you for accepting the charges" The Operator said. "If you hang up in the next two minutes, you will be charged $100000000 Rupees" the Operator said. Then Navi came back on. Link said " Navi, you better not hang up in the next two minutes or-" Just then Navi hung up.
End Of Chapter # 1
