A quick drabble. I'm in the middle of writing Cullens and Paintball: Return of Bella so I needed a quick relaxation scheme, and this worked well!
Also, I have a question for you all at the end. :D
In Carlisle's Office
Patient: "Doctor; I'm here for
my test results..."
C: "Ah yes... they're here somewhere...
I'll find them. I remember they were in a blue folder... it was
quite a nice blue, not quite sky blue, but bluer than sea blue... oh,
there it is! Ah, this font is nice. I guess the new secretary must
have compiled this... I must ask them to keep it like this; it's
quite a pleasure to the eyes-"
Patient: "DAMN IT DOC, JUST
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?"
C: "Well,
I never. Looks like you're terminally impatient,
too."
I HAVE A QUESTION OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
What happens if a vampire goes near a girl who's on her period?
I'll tell you the answer. Not only would the girl be severely ashamed if she knew he knew, but the smell would drive the vampire crazy! Especially one like Jasper. This hasn't been mentioned in the series and I kinda think good ol' Steph didn't realise this might pose a problem. Review and tell me what you think!