In the streets of Denmark we come across this problem:
Norway: But you do fail as a brother...
Denmark: do not
Norway; Of course you do anko...
Denmark: do not
Finland: Huh, what are you talking about?
Norway: Anko, you do...
Denmark: do not
Finland: Denmark does what?
Norway: fail as a brother
Denmark: do not
Norway: Of course you do anko...
Finland: Hah?
Denmark: do not
Norway: Do so and you have to agree to that.
Iceland: Hm? Fin, what's going on here?
Finland: They seem to be arguing over whether Denmark is a good brother.
Iceland: Oh...
Denmark: don't have to if I don't want to
Iceland: You're both terrible brothers...
Denmark: am not
Iceland: You are... *Walks off*
Norway: anko, die. *starts strangling him*
Finland: Ah... Nor do you really intend for him to die?
Norway: yes
Denmark: can't breathe Finland help!
Finland: Moi! Maybe you should try loosening your tie first
Finland: I don't think that's such a good idea though. What if Su-san comes and sees this?
Denmark: can't breath
Finland: Maybe it would be a good idea to get Su-san's help... Moi! I'll go get Su-san
Denmark: HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Norway: *ignores*
Iceland: *Comes back* I think you're overreacting...
Denmark: (chokes) help please
Norway: How about I release him if Ice calls me 'Big Brother'?
Iceland: Not a chance. Keep strangling him if you want...
Denmark: what? (Breathing slows down)
Iceland: It's not like he'll die... More likely just be in pain or pass out for a few days... or weeks... or months...
*random passersby's*
Denmark: really hard to breath over here
Finland: *returns with Sweden* Hm? Oh, it seems to have gotten worse!
Sweden: R'lly?
Denmark: hard... to...breathe
Iceland: *starts eating liquorice*
Finland: We should probably help him!
Denmark: (starts going faint)
Norway: Ah. He's about to pass out *pulls harder*
Random Passerby 1: Ah! What are you doing? He seems as though he's going to pass out!
Iceland: Norge, you should have remembered there were other people around here...
Denmark: (passes out)
Random Passerby 1: Ah! We should call a hospital or something!
Norway: No it's perfectly fine... At least he's quiet now...
Finland: Waah! Den! Den!
England: (walks by and stops and says) bloody hell what is going on here
Iceland: Oh... nothing really...
Finland: Nor just made Den pass out!
England: that's why he is on the ground
Iceland: Yes...
Norway: It's nothing unusual... shall we just leave him here?
England: No! He'll attract attention.
(In den's dream ice calls nor big brother every day!)
Norway: Hm, but seeing as anko isn't here to interfere with anything, how about you call me 'Big Brother' now?
Iceland: No.
Denmark: what are you talking about I am right here
Iceland: Well that was faster than I expected...
Random bystander 1: How can he recover that quickly?!
England: bloody hell
Denmark: what? (Doesn't remember anything)
Norway: Am I allowed to strangle him again?
Iceland: Don't, you might attract attention...
Denmark: (all comes back to him at once) oh now I remember (glaring at Norway)
Norway: Are you expecting me to regret it?
Denmark: no ( walks off)
Finland: We should probably follow.