A Weird Tale of Beavers and... More Pencils!!!
Disclaimer: All these characters except for the beavers
belong to J.K. Rowling. The beavers belong to
themselves. They are not pets or pencils.
Harry was watching TV. "Ya man."
Ron was watching TV too. But he was also busy
trying out his new pencil. It was yellow. It had an eraser
on one end, and a point on the other end.
Harry gave it to him because Ron didn't have a pencil.
Ron had found an error. "Some dunce put the point on
the wrong end. The eraser's where the point is
supposed to be, and the point's where the eraser is
supposed to be."
"Whoa," said Harry," You're right! How stupid can people
get?"
"ya"
"Oooh! Discovery Channel!" said Harry.
"Yay!" said Ron.
"This is a beaver. With it's long teeth it is chopping down
a tree." said the Discovery Channel person guy.
"That's neat, Discovery Channel person guy!" said Ron
and Harry.
"People of the world, we know interrupt this program to
bring you an important message about stuff." said Mr.
TV guy.
"Ok" said people of the world.
"Voldie has taken over a small patch of dirt about 1x2
inches in front of my Grandma's friend's dog's sister's
owner's cousin's potatoe's seed packet gluer's dad's
friend's college roommate's psyciatrist's neighbor's
house!" said da person.
People of the world gasped.
"Yes it is true" said a person. "Tis very true, my friends."
Ron and Harry were bored so they turned off the TV and
decided to create their own gluing together seed
packets bussiness.
Da Very Very End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I know there are a ton of mistakes in this, but I
don't care. Tis the story dat counts. Bye bye.
Disclaimer: All these characters except for the beavers
belong to J.K. Rowling. The beavers belong to
themselves. They are not pets or pencils.
Harry was watching TV. "Ya man."
Ron was watching TV too. But he was also busy
trying out his new pencil. It was yellow. It had an eraser
on one end, and a point on the other end.
Harry gave it to him because Ron didn't have a pencil.
Ron had found an error. "Some dunce put the point on
the wrong end. The eraser's where the point is
supposed to be, and the point's where the eraser is
supposed to be."
"Whoa," said Harry," You're right! How stupid can people
get?"
"ya"
"Oooh! Discovery Channel!" said Harry.
"Yay!" said Ron.
"This is a beaver. With it's long teeth it is chopping down
a tree." said the Discovery Channel person guy.
"That's neat, Discovery Channel person guy!" said Ron
and Harry.
"People of the world, we know interrupt this program to
bring you an important message about stuff." said Mr.
TV guy.
"Ok" said people of the world.
"Voldie has taken over a small patch of dirt about 1x2
inches in front of my Grandma's friend's dog's sister's
owner's cousin's potatoe's seed packet gluer's dad's
friend's college roommate's psyciatrist's neighbor's
house!" said da person.
People of the world gasped.
"Yes it is true" said a person. "Tis very true, my friends."
Ron and Harry were bored so they turned off the TV and
decided to create their own gluing together seed
packets bussiness.
Da Very Very End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I know there are a ton of mistakes in this, but I
don't care. Tis the story dat counts. Bye bye.