Your books are usually big
and you read them while eating
chocolate. I'm fairly sure you don't like figs…
Clearly, though you're good at beating
me when we're playing chess,
but I get more than enough chances to win
in bed, although I must confess
that I do rather love it when you pin
me down until we've both expired.
You spend endless hours
on homework even though you get tired.
I often wonder what you would say if I gave you flowers.
So please, take this poem with the wagging
of my tail, and I'll promise to later give you a nice shagging.