Well, I had wanted to wait until I had finished at least one of my other on-going fics, but I am really excited about this one. It's a parody of the movie Shrek, and it's also yaoi!
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Phantom: If you don't like yaoi, or the movie Shrek, go away. As Triple P has stated in several of her other fics, flames are openly mocked on My Space and other such websites.
Disclaimer: I am but a poor college student and own nothing of value, including Shrek and Yu Yu Hakusho. Those belong to rich people who are not me.
Once upon a time, there was a young prince who was sexier than even the gods. But his very birth was a curse, and he was sealed away in the highest room of the tallest tower of a castle guarded by a single warrior. Only a person worthy of the prince's affections could defeat the warrior. Many jealous princes and rabid fan-girls attempted to pass this warrior, but none prevailed…
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"What the hell is this crap!?"
A short, dark figure hurled the now very singed fairy tale book at the wall and finished his business. So much for reading material. Now he'd have to find another, preferably more violent and disturbing book to read.
Yes, I know it is short. I'm trying to keep as close to the Shrek story line as possible, but obviously there are going to be a few minor changes. I'm not including the songs they put in there, because the music isn't as important to my story as it is to Shrek. So, sorry, no Smash Mouth. The next chapter (and hopefully a new story I've started on) will be posted, with any luck, in the near future.
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