HyperFairy: This will either be a total success...or things will blow up
Wind Syren: Yey!! BOOM!!
HyperFairy: Let's see...characters...
Wind Syren: Brock, Sabrina, Ash of course
HyperFairy:...check...Pokemon?
Wind Syren: Pikachu, Abra...Charizard...those egg ones for coconuts -eats more chocolate-
HyperFairy: Check. -watches an Exeggcute and Exeggutor run for cover- ...sanity?...Oh screw sanity -throws Sanity out the window-
Wind Syren: Bye bye Sanity!!
HyperFairy: Welcome to our-yet-to-be-named production of "POKEMON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!!"
Wind Syren: -clap clap- -giggles maniacally-
Ash: Can we have food now?
HyperFairy: In costume! Scene one is about to begin!!
Wind Syren: -puts lollipop in mouth- Come on, come on!
Ash: Hey!
HyperFairy: -sighs- Standard disclaimer: We don't own Pokemon, Holy Grail, or any other special guests.
Wind Syren: But I DO own my candy!...HEY, hold still! -loud thump-
Ash: Hey don't hit me, I'm putting on the costume!
HyperFairy: YES, this IS inspired by the story written by Shadow and her friends... although, I must wonder who had an easier time catching their characters...
Wind Syren: All done! Move on to make up now! NEXT!!
HyperFairy: -closes the curtains as screaming can be heard- Heh heh...enjoy.
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-a lone figure can be seen coming up a misty hill, the sound of a proud horse echoing through the hills-
Meowth: -banging coconuts together- I was promised food!
Jessie: Coconuts ARE food.
Meowth: ...Oh yeah! -eats the coconuts-
Wind Syren: Hey! No eating while acting!
HyperFairy: -gives fresh coconuts- You eat, you go to Charizard
Meowth: -goes even whiter and continues to bang the coconuts-
-Ash rides up to a majestic castle, Meowth pulling out a trumpet and blowing into it-
Lance: Who goes there?
Ash: Tis I, Arthur, King of the Britons! We have ridden for many leagues and demand food and shelter for the night!
Lance: You've what? You're banging two coconuts together!
Ash: The Authoresses wouldn't spring for a couple Ponyta...
-loud thud is heard in the background-
Meowth: They're going to kill you...
Lance: Where did you find these coconuts?
Ash: What?
Lance: They're a tropical plant! This is a temperate zone!
Ash: The Spearow can fly with the seasons, but coconuts can not find their way to these lands?
Lance: But would the Spearow be able to carry these coconuts? When you think about their body sizes, they would not be able to.
Ash: Yet, but...
Lance: When you proportion their bodies to the coconuts...
Ash: No, what I'm saying is...
Lance: Maybe a Pidgeot would be able to do it...
Bruno: What if two Spearows carried it between them?
Ash: How? Gripping the husk?
Bruno: How else? Stringing it along on a line? What if it was a Spearow that evolved in mid-flight?
Lance: Then perhaps he would be able to, but we must consider-how far is this Spearow flying from?
Bruno: Kanto to Johto
Lance: Therefore he should be able to...
Ash: I got these coconuts from them...
Bruno and Lance: Them?!
Ash: Well, the Authoress...
Bruno: Well then, that explains everything! The Authoress...Nut cake...
-louder thump from backstage is heard-
Meowth: -looks around, panicking-
HyperFairy:...ummmm...the Fourth Wall has developed a small crack
Wind Syren: Yeah...Someone needs to check on it...oops.
HyperFairy:...Oops?
Wind Syren:...Technical difficulties...oww...my hand
HyperFairy:...Did Voltorb blow up?
Wind Syren: -giggles- I think so
HyperFairy: -sighs- I guess this scene is pretty much wrapped up. Come back for More!!... "Pokemon and the Holy Grail!!"
Wind Syren: Until next time...Oi, people, control your Pokemon!
HyperFairy: -closes the curtains-
Wind Syren: Ooohhh! Eevee!!
Gary: Hey!!
Hyper Fairy: No evolving Eevee! No torturing Eevee! Hugging Eevee...okay
Wind Syren: -giggling- Alright then!
HyperFairy: Next scene...BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!! Syren, find the Dittos!
Wind Syren: Okay!!...They're hiding from me...
Ash: I wonder why...
Hyper Fairy: Oh, Eevee! Can you be a sweetheart and find the Ditto?
Eevee: Eeeee
Wind Syren: Thank you Eevee- HEY, who took my lollipop?!
HyperFairy: Eevee as payment
Wind Syren:...okay...
HyperFairy: -bows and disappear in a flurry of rose petals-
Wind Syren: -waves enthusiastically then turns and runs backstage-