Christmas At the Castle

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or any other game as a matter of fact... but you probably knew that.

Forward: Ever wonder what Christmas would be like in Zelda time (seeing as it never snows except in the ice cavern and in Zora's domain when your older)? Well this year, Zelda has invited everyone to her castle to celebrate Christmas, INCLUDING GANONDORF AND GANON!!! Watch as hilarious happenings go down, such as Link and the Mistletoe, decorating the "tree", Zelda-Ruto+Link+Ruto's Temper=WWF, Snowball fight, The 12 Days of Christmas Zelda Style, Eggnog mishap, In a One horse open sleigh, Christmas Chicken, AND MORE! Thanks to Haileigh Peterson for her happy, though somewhat scary Ideas (including the candy canes...OOPS that comes later ^__~) anyway, have fun and enjoy! PLLLLLEEEASE R/R! thanx much!

Chapter 1: Wrapping The Presents

The snow softly fell like a blanket over Hyrule field, and all was calm and peaceful...until a sharp scream came from the castle.

Link: YOU DID IT AGAIN, ZELDA!

Zelda: (pretends to be preoccupied with her present) Huh, what do you ever mean, Link?

Link: You peeked! And don't deny it I saw you!

Zelda: Well, even if I did I swear I didn't see what it was.

Link: Why can't I ever keep a secret? (starts crying really loud)

Darunia: OWWIE!!! I CUT MY FINGER!

Nabooru: You liar. You broke the scissors cuz you're made of rock, dummy.

Darunia: WAAA....oh yeah (blinks dumbly)

Ruto: Mines pretty! I made it from Zora skin!

everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! You are NASTY!

Ruto: I'm just kidding...hehehe (turns around and quickly rips the Zora skin off the package)

Saria: Well, I know mine's cool, cuz Navi helped me make it!

Navi: (Tied to the package as an ornament) ...I swear I'm gonna turn you into a Deku Shrub when I get up!

Saria: uh uh uh! IF you get up!

Navi: (sarcastically)...oh yes... IF.... -__-

Ganondorf: LOOK AT MINE!!! ITS ALL PRETTY WITH FLOWERS AND BOWS AND TEDDY BEA---what are you looking at? WHAT???

Link: o_O

Zelda: o_O

Darunia: o_O

Ruto: o_O

Nabooru: o_O

All: -__-

Ganondorf: ok, fine I'll make it so it poisons whoever touches it!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BAAACK!!!

Ganondorf: WELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU SILLY-HEADS!!!

Malon: well, mine has cute little cows on it! awww!

Link: wow, that's the best one I've heard yet-

Malon: Now if only they weren't eating chickens...

Link: O_O never mind.

Mido: PHH PHEE MMPH PSTUPHK IMM THM RRIPHBMM!

Link: What was that? (makes a hole in the ribbon)

Mido: I SAID IM STUCK IN THE RIBBON! oh now im not! ^__^

Link: o_O oook.... well, it seems that everyone is here except for Ganon, right?

Ganondorf: Oh yeah he is in the other room. Umm Zelda I think there's something you should know...

Zelda: WHAT WHAT WHAT??????? I knew it! Link you ARE seeing that hussy, Ruto, aren't you! (starts bawling)

Link: umm....no.

Ruto: YES YES!! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED!!!

Link: NOOOOOOOOO!!! (hides in a corner)

Ruto: -__-

Zelda: ^__^ oh well, that's too bad... *Sucker...*

Ruto: WHATTT????

Zelda: oh nothing...

Ganondorf: A-HEM! as I was saying-

Saria: Wow you need a cough drop for that cold.

Ganondorf: DON'T MAKE ME GO MID-EVIL ON YOUR HINEY!!! anyways... as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted (Glares at Saria who cringes) we couldn't really get a tree this year...

A/N: Well, how'd ya like it? It's pretty short but I tried to make it long! Don't worry it will be A LOT funnier as we go along. Next Chapter: Decorating the "Tree"!