Author's Note: This is what happens when a 12 year old stays up all night. I'm probably going to look back at this a few years from now and regret posting this, but what the heck.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Justice League.
The JL Chatroom
TheDarkKnight has entered the room
TheDarkKnight: They're all late… again.
AmazonGirl has entered the room
AmazonGirl: Hey, Bruce.
TheDarkKnight: You're late *scowls*
AmazonGirl: By what, 2 seconds?
LightningMan has entered the room
LightningMan: Hi, Bats. Whoa, sorry to interrupt your moment… *chuckles*
TheDarkKnight: We were not having a 'moment' and by the way… YOU'RE LATE!
LightningMan: Am not! You're just early. It's all a question of perception, Bats.
BlueGlow has entered the room
BlueGlow: Hi, guys
TheDarkKnight: You're late. And you're Green Lantern. That has nothing to do with
the colour blue.
BlueGlow: So what if I like blue?
LightningMan: Yeah, Bats. Im with John on this one.
TheDarkKnight: *scowls and hits LightningMan on the head*
BlueGlow: *Leaves Bruce and Wally to fight* Hey, why so quiet, Diana?
AmazonGirl: I have once again been left speechless by the ways of Man's world. Hera help me if I don't end up strangling one of them!
HawkShayera has entered the room
ILoveOreos has entered the room
AmazonGirl: Hi Shayera…
ILoveOreos: Who's BlueGlow?
AmazonGirl: Well… GL has decided that he doesn't really like green after all.
HawkShayera: What are Bats and Flash arguing about this time?
TheDarkKnight: *Stops fighting* Both of you are late! *continues fighting*
HawkShayera: Well, if you haven't noticed, Bruce, we're not millionaires who have the luxury of sitting around all day doing nothing
ILoveOreos: Other than eat Oreos all day.
AmazonGirl: Stop it, J'onn, or we'll have to take you to a doctor about your Oreo obsession. It can't be healthy.
LightningMan: So… where's Clark?
Kent has entered the room
Kent: Hi…
TheDarkKnight: You are late!
Kent: Big deal… unlike us you laze around at home doing nothing.
ILoveOreos: But eat Oreos!
LightningMan: Well said.
AmazonGirl: I'm warning you, J'onn…
Lane has entered the room
Lane: Hi, people.
TheDarkKnight: *glares at Clark* You gave her the password?! Both ways, Lois, you're still late.
Lane: What's up with him?
AmazonGirl: Batman is making it a point to chastise us all for being more than a few split seconds late.
Lane: Well, this is getting a little awkward…
Lane has left the room
Kent: Now look what you've done!
BoyWonder has entered the room
Batgirl has entered the room
TheDarkKnight: Robin… Batgirl… out.
Batgirl: Cmon, Bats.. It tk us lng 2 hck in2 th systm!
TheDarkKnight: What are you saying?
Robin: Translation, it took us long to hack into the system.
TheDarkKnight: You did WHAT?!
IamtheNight has logged onto the system
TheDarkKnight has been changed to Cowlman
Cowlman: Huh?
AmazonGirl has been changed to Cowlman'sCrush
Cowlman'sCrush: Wait a minute… Was that you, Flash?
LightningMan: Nope.
LightningMan has been changed to TaxiColoured
TaxiColoured: What the HELL?
BlueGlow has been changed to RingMan
RingMan: Someone tell me what's going on here…
HawkShayera has been changed to SilverWings
SilverWings: Well… this name ain't so bad…
SilverWings has been changed to RingMan'sCrush
RingMan'sCrush: Okay, now I am mad…
ILoveOreos has been changed to Chlorophyll
Chlorophyll: Now this is NOT funny. Mocking my pigmentation, indeed.
Kent has been changed to Kentucky
Cowlman: Now THAT is funny.
BoyWonder has been changed to Birdboy
Birdboy: Hey, this isn't fair!
Batgirl has been changed to BG
BG: Well…
IamtheNight: Hi!
Cowlman: I don't know who you are, or what you want from us, but I assure you that I will find you. And I will kill you.
Kentucky: That's it. I'm outta here.
Kentucky has left the room
RingMan'sCrush: Clark is right. I'm going too.
RingMan'sCrush has left the room
RingMan: Hey, Shayera, wait up!
RingMan has left the room
Cowlman'sCrush: Bye everyone. I'm going to bed.
TaxiColoured: You not going with Bruce?
Cowlman'sCrush: *Turns around and slaps Taxi-Flash before leaving room*
Cowlman'sCrush has left the room
Chlorophyll: Well, g'night everyone. Even Martians need to sleep. (unlike you, Bruce.)
Chlorophyll has left the room
TaxiColoured: Yeah, I'm going too.
TaxiColoured has left the room
5 minutes later…
BG: Erm… Hello? Is any1 thr?
Cowlman: Still don't know what youre talking about.
Birdboy: Translation, Is anyone there?
IamtheNight: Hi, I'm back!
Cowlman: What a relief
IamtheNight: I just went for a snack.
Cowlman: WHO. ARE. YOU.
IamtheNight: I am the NIGHT
Cowlman: Forget it. Batgirl and Robin, I am assuming this to be another one of your pranks. Don't bother to deny it.
Cowlman has left the room
Cowlman has entered the room
Cowlman: Robin, get out of there. Right now. You have to polish the Batmobile.
Birdboy: Noooooooooooooo!
Cowlman has left the room
Birdboy has left the room.
BG has left the room
IamtheNight: Hmmm…. *looks around, no one is there* Well, this is awkward.
IamtheNight has left the room