The Kaneda brothers Dai and Shin honestly didn't know what the hell to make of the situation they were currently in. In the five years that they'd been running their little restaurant/takeaway diner, nothing like this had happened before. Since they were on a major trade route, their place had been frequented by shinobi from all nations who usually used the takeaway option and ate their meal on the run as they headed back to their home villages or whatever.
With all the shinobi from opposing nations about, it was only natural some sort of conflict would have eventually taken place, but this, this however was just frankly bizarre despite the fact that it also happened to be good for business so long as it didn't escalate.
It had all started two hours earlier when a Genin team from Konoha had placed a lunch order To Go. It had sounded innocent and amusing at the time, so Dai had gone along with the cheerful boy who couldn't have been older than thirteen.
"Konoha Rules, your order's up." he called out when the meal for four was ready for pick-up.
It was at that point that a member of the Genin team from Iwa that happened to be eating at one of the convenient outside tables at the time got up and placed an order while the Konoha team was sorting out their order and making sure they got everything before they left.
A minute later, Shin had called out "Konoha Sucks, your order is ready" as he set a soda out on the pick-up counter.
From there, it was on...
Kisame paused as he and his partner stopped in front of his favorite Hot Water Country takeaway. Seated at tables that were facing each-other were a Genin team from Iwa and a Genin team from Konoha. Both teams were glaring daggers at each-other. Piled on the tables in front of each team were sizable piles of To Go bags and boxes and numerous disposable drinking cups.
"Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house, your order is ready." one of the siblings who owned the takeaway called out as he set yet another small white bag on the pick-up counter from which it was promptly snatched by a rather militant looking member of the Iwa team.
He turned to his partner and asked "What the hell did we just walk into the middle of?".
"I have no idea." Itachi replied before he walked over to the Konoha table and whispered something that caused the Konoha team to smirk evilly into a Genin's ear.