Hiei the Prostitute

Hi there! Uh, I got this idea from an email I got from Ryuu, so, uh… () Anyway, there is a yaoi warning! Yesh, peoples, YAOI!! WHEE!! Let's start, kay?

Disclaimer: Owning YYH would be a nice Christmas gift… Oh, and I don't own Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer also.

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Hiei the prostitute

Had a stripping outfit

He went to a bar to do his job

And he made quite a bit of profit

Yusuke and Kuwabara

Used to laugh and call him names

Then they were really sorry

When Hiei set them a blaze

Then one day in Ningenkai

Kurama came to say (eh he he he)

"Hiei, with those arms so strong,

You can keep me warm all night long!"

Then Hiei was sex-i-fied

He was happy as can be

Hiei the prostitute

Why don't you come play with me? ^.~

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Jeezers, that was random… And rather stupid… Uh, please review! Flame if you want; it's getting kinda cold in So Cal (believe it or not)! Just review, dammit! Ja! ^_^

~*Melissa-chan*~