I Still Have To

by OnlyFoolsReadMyStories

Danny, Lindsay and their daughter Catherine are in McDonald's. What does she find out about her Daddy's maturness? *Is that a word?* Very short, DL, Funny. Ish.

Just something to relax with.

Lindsay, Danny and their daughter Catherine sat round a McDonald's table, all munching hungrily on chips and burgers.

Catherine had a Happy Meal. At this moment in time, she was practically drowning all her chips in ketchup and then putting the chips everywhere but her mouth.

Inevitably, ketchup got all around her mouth. So now she looked rather coincidentally like Ronald McDonald.

'Tut, Catherine! You look like a disfigured clown! C'mere, let me wipe it off...'

Lindsay grabbed a piece of (cheap) tissue and scrubbed the ketchup off like limescale in a kettle. Although that's not really a very good simile.

'Owee! Mommy! You're scrubbing me like limescale in a kettle!' she shrieked!

'Am I? Sorry, darling... it's just that I used to have to do that with your Daddy...'

Lindsay glanced at Danny, who was paused in the middle of biting a burger, then she continued rubbing Catherine's face.

'And I still have to.'

She grinned cheekily.