A/N: I've been in a writing rut so to bring myself out of it, I decided to write a crazy TMNT fic, inspired the awesomeness which is Mulan. Hopefully, this will get me out of my rut. 2003verse.
Be A Man:
By: LOSTrocker
"Okay guys, warm up." Leo took charge in front of the dojo area, with his brothers before him.
"I hate 'tis part." Raph complained as he started to join in with his brothers with the warm up exercises. "Let's jest get to ta fightin'."
"Go right ahead hothead, but remember what happened last time you tried that little stunt?" Leo asked him.
Oh yeah, he remembered. He disobeyed Leo, again for the millionth time and paid for it with a vengeance. He was set with a broken ankle for a couple of weeks.
Raph mumbled. "Kill joy."
"Excuse me, I'm sorry but I don't want to see one of you guys hurt today, epically if it by your own stupid account."
"Watcha call me?" Raph asked him angrily.
"If the truth hurts," Leo returned coolly.
"Chill guys," Donnie stepped between them. "Save it for the mock fights."
"Who said anythin' 'bout mockin'?" Raph asked him, glaring at Leo.
Donnie could feel a headache coming on. He didn't understand how he ended up being the sane brother of the bunch. He thought it couldn't get any worse with Raph and Leo. Then Mikey made his presence known with the humming of a familiar tone. It got his brother's attention.
"Oi boy," Raph groaned.
It wasn't long before Mikey burst out completely into song:
"…(Be a man)
We
must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the
force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of
a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon…"
"Mikey!" Donnie warned the youngest of the foursome that it probably wasn't the best idea to sing right now.
"What?" he asked innocently. "You are totally interrupting my song!"
"Trust me, it's fer the betta." Raph assured Mikey.
"Oh c'mon!" Mikey tried to reason with them. "Mulan is so freakin' cool! I want to be just like her when I grow up!"
"Mikey, think back on what you just said." Donnie told him.
"You're a guy Mikey, you can't grow up to be a girl." Leo informed him.
"Man, Raph's right. Kill joy." Mikey whined to Leo.
"Well, not really," Donnie said. "This day and age anything is possible. I've read tons of stories of those who change their sex everyday."
Mikey's eyes lid up with hope. Raph slapped his own head. "Encouragement not good."
"I don't want to be a girl ya guys, I'm just sayin'," Mikey took this time to defend himself. "She kicked those huns butts!"
"Yeah, but she crossdressed." Raph reminded her.
"Only because they wouldn't let her fight because she was a girl!" Mikey yelled at Raph. "She showed 'em all!"
"So, basically what you're telling us is one day you're actually going to grow up and do something resourceful with yourself?" Donnie kidded him.
"Yeah!" Mikey cheered. He could feel the tone coming up again. Mikey tried his best to hold it all in but he couldn't.
"…(Be a man)
We
must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the
force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of
a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon…"
"That's it!" Raph declared. He charged at his baby brother and tackled him to the ground. "Someone get me the duct tape and burn the freakin' Disney movie!"
It wasn't long before Raph tied Mikey up and used duck tape to shut him up. He left him on the floor. Then he proceeded to their movie collection. He found Mulan and destroyed it infront of Mikey. Mikey seeked vengeance.
By the end of this day, Donnie wasn't the only one who needed pain killers. Leo was next in line.
Fin.