Disclaimer: Fujimaki Tadatoshi owns Kuroko no Basket and its characters. This story is an altered version of his to fit my character(s).
"I noticed, by color, that Kise and Aomine would be the parent of Midorima…and on that note Kuroko and I would be the parent of Murasakibara." Akashi suddenly said to the other generation of miracles.
"No fair I want Kurokocchi as my wife!" Kise exclaimed.
Midorima smacked the back of Kise's head, "Don't go along with it!"
Murasakibara hung himself over Akashi, "You would be my dad?" He asked.
"Then would this kid be Kise and Akashi's child?" Kuroko asked pointed down towards Akashi's legs.
"Un, Sei-kun I wanna play bassetball wit you," The small boy said tugging on Akashi's pants leg, he had piercing orange eyes and hair.
Kise made an inhuman sound as he screamed. Midorima's and Aomine's eyes looked about ready to pop from their head.
Murasakibara pulled a candy from his bag and offered it to the child. "Here otouto," He mumbled.
"Congratulations Kise, you're a father again." Kuroko stated.
"That's not funny Kurokocchi!" Kise sputtered with tears in his eyes.
"Hm," Akashi lifted the boy in his arms, a dark smiling forming on his lips, "Shall you take responsibility for our love child from now on Kise?"
The boy was fumbling with the wrapper over the candy, "Un, Onii-san you open it," He said handing the candy back to Murasakibara.
"Midorima you should get along with your little brother as well," Akashi said waving the child in Midorima's direction.
"I'm not going along with this! I'm going home now," Midorima snapped fixing his glasses.
"Did you hear that? Your green haired onii-san doesn't want to play with you." Akashi told the child.
"It's okay I only need one onii-san," The boy said taking the unwrapped candy from Murasakibara. The candy was red and smelled of cinnamon. After seconds of putting it in his mouth he held his tongue out "hit urts," He said eyes watering.
Akashi used his own tongue to swipe the candy into his mouth, once again Kise made an inhuman noise and fell to the ground.
"You shouldn't give children spicy candies," Akashi said lightly hitting Murasakibara on the head.
The boy did the same thing to Akashi, "Sei-kun it's bad to spread germs."
"I'm a little concerned about Kise, I think he seriously believed he was the child's father," Aomine said poking Kise in the head with his shoe.
"Leave him," Akashi said, "Idiots should be left to die. We're going to Majiburger."
So i posted this on my DA account while ago and since i'm doing another fanfic story of Minori (the orange haired child) i thought i might as well post it on here lol
I hope you like it and sorry for misktaes x.x um yeah i'll be posting my Minori stroies here...this isn't connected to my other stories with my other OC's this is simply writings i did to get out of my funk (which have kind of worked)