A/N: this fic is one of those spontaneous ones (yes Kafy, I actually know what 'spontaneous' means), Videl's POV, when she finds out that Gohan is Saiyanman, things kind of confused. Videl is slightly hysterical…
Disclaimer: do I look like I own DB/Z/GT? Do I look Japanese? Do I look that smart? Do I look that talented? No? Didn't think so…
Gohan. Is. Saiyanman.
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… Wait Gohan, where are we going?
… Dende? Who is Dende?
… Earth's GOD? SON GOHAN! YOU KNOW GOD?!
… ……………………………………………………
… Huh? What? Where am I?
… I DID NOT FAINT!!
… THIS is where GOD lives?!
… Son Gohan, I am asking very nicely, ARE THERE ANY MORE FRICKING MORE SECRETS YOU ARE KEEPING FROM ME?!
… Wh-what? You're an alien?
… Who cares! Half, full, doesn't make a difference… but YOU'RE AN ALIEN?!
… And you defeated Cell I suppose…
… You DID! So what does that make my Dad…
… MY DAD IS NOT A FRAUD!!
… And now you're telling me this little green dude is Earth's GOD?
… No Gohan, I believe you.
… After today, NOTHING will surprise me anymore.
… Your mum? Why are we going to see your mum?
… Why shouldn't I ask?
… What? Because she's psychologically unstable? It's no wonder, having a son like you…
… Oh, hello Mrs Son. Yes, I'm Gohan's friend.
… Videl.
… Gohan, why is your mum carrying on like that?
… Why does she think that I'm your mate?
… No, YOU SON IS NOT MY MATE!!
…W-w-wedding?
~End
AN: heh, I kinda liked that, as I said, Videl is SLIGHTLY hysterical, but anyway, moving on. Please review? I want reviews! I want reviews! Oh, did I mention that I am psychologically unstable too? I don't think I did. Now everyone knows that I'm psychologically unstable. :)