This takes place after Dr. Blowhole's Mom. A fun little thing I thought of. Read, review, and enjoy!
Blast to the Past
Chapter 1: Invention Malfunction
Kowalski was in his lab, working on his newest invention.
The invention looked like a sardine can with antennas.
A green screen was on the front.
Red, orange, blue, and green buttons were on the side.
He was hooking the last of the blue, green and red wires.
Goggles were over his eyes.
"Now to connect the red wire to the green wire…" he muttered to himself.
"Kowalski! Get your tail feathers in here!" Skipper called.
Kowalski sighed and went into the main room of the underground base.
"Yes Skipper?" he asked, walking out of his lab.
"Top side man. We have training to do." Skipper replied.
Kowalski nodded.
"Yes sir."
He climbed up the ladder.
Kowalski, Rico and Private were waiting to see what Skipper had planned for them.
Skipper was pacing in front of them.
"Boys, today we are doing comeback training. We will be fighting ninjas!" he replied, stepping to the side to reveal bowling pins doodled to look like ninjas.
Rico cheered and tried to start attacking them.
Skipper held him back.
"Not yet Rico,"
"Awww."
"Boys, prepare for attack. On my mark… attack!"
Rico regurgitated a chainsaw and sated slicking the bowling pin ninjas.
Private knocked several of them over as did Kowalski.
When all the pins were knocked over, most of them destroyed by Rico, they went back in to the underground base.
Private sat down to watch his favorite show the Lunacorns to see what Lady Self Respecta had planned for today.
Rico was brushing Miss Perky's, singing his own made up love song.
Skipper was sitting at the stone table, reading a newspaper and drinking his coffee with the fish tail in it.
Kowalski was back in his lab, finishing his invention.
After finishing the wiring, he pulled the green panel over the wires.
"Eureka! It's finished!" he exclaimed happily.
He ran out of his lab, his invention held up high over his head.
"What did you build this time Kowalski that is bound to not work?" Skipper asked, looking up from his newspaper.
"I guarantee sir, that my new Teleporter 3000 is bound to work."
"And I guarantee, Kowalski that it's not."
Kowalski frowned, as he held his newest invention close to his chest.
"Well Skipper, it will. Just a test run and I'm sure it will work."
Skipper rolled his eyes.
"Right let me know when you fail, again."
He went back to his newspaper and coffee.
"What does it do K'walski?" Private asked.
"Well Private, the Transporter 3000 will be able to transport anything from past, present, or future to any location."
"Oh, that sounds smashing Kowalski."
"Now all I need is to test it out."
Skipper tossed him an apple.
"Here, test this. Maybe you can transport it to Rico's stomach." He chuckled.
"Very funny sir." Kowalski replied sarcastically.
He scanned the apple and transported it over to Rico.
"It works!" Kowalski shrieked with glee.
"Well what do you know? One of Kowalski's inventions actually works." Skipper replied.
"Of course it does. I am a genius."
Skipper rolled his eyes.
"Uh right." He muttered going back to his paper.
"Trust me sir, this will be one of the greatest inventions of all time!"
"You say that with every invention."
"This time I really mean it."
Suddenly Julian with his blender in his paws jumped in.
"Hello neighbors! I am to be wondering if I can be borrowing your brain-y penguin for a moment."
"What for?" Skipper asked.
"My blender is not working! How can I make a superty delicious smoothie if my blender cannot be working!"
"Give me on minute." The tallest penguin muttered.
Kowalski took the blender and went into his lab.
He came back with it.
"There, it's fixed. It should work 53% better than it originally did before."
Julian hugged his blender and ran up the ladder.
"Now to put my newest invention in a safe place." Kowalski replied going back to his lab.
Private went back to watching the TV.
Rico focused his attention back to Miss Perky.
He looked at the apple, and swallowed it.
He licked his beak and pat his stomach.
"Yum!"
Suddenly an explosion was heard.
Kowalski was thrown into the main room, covered in soot.
"I knew it!" Skipper exclaimed a smile on his face.
"It was just a simple discharge, nothing to be worried about." Kowalski replied, dusting himself off.
"Really?" Skipper asked, a brow raised, his grin getting wider.
"Yes. I'm sure there is nothing wrong with it."
Kowalski held up his invention to prove his point.
However it started to spark.
"Is it supposed to do that?" Private asked.
"Well uh… no, not at all." Kowalski answered.
The Transporter 3000 started shaking violently and fell from Kowalski's flippers to the ground.
Rico watched it in awe.
His tongue rolled out seeing it looked like it was going to explode.
"Hit the deck!" Skipper exclaimed.
They wall ducked behind the stone table.
The invention lifted into the air.
"Kowalski analysis." Skipper demanded.
"Apparently one of the wires was stripped. Or I didn't connect the wires just right." Kowalski replied.
"Skippah? What's gonna happen?" Private asked.
"Not to worry young Private, Kowalski better have a good back up plan." Skipper comforted before he turned towards Kowalski.
"And of course I do."
"Really? What is it?" Private asked.
"We…uh…hide till it shuts off." Kowalski answered with a nervous laugh.
Skipper shook his head.
He crawled over to him and smacked him in the back of the head.
"Any other ideas Kowalski?" Skipper demanded.
Kowalski shook his head.
"Unfortunately not this time sir."
The leader penguin frowned.
"Okay then, I need options other than Kowalski, Private; you're now my options guy."
"Gosh Skippa' I was thinking that we should douse it in water." Private suggested.
"But that would cause it to explode and a fire would break out and destroy my newest creation!" Kowalski exclaimed.
"That's a chance I'm willing to take soldier." Skipper replied.
Kowalski gasped and jumped out from the table and grabbed the Transporter 3000 as a blinding white light flooded around them.