An audience of humans, Irkens, demons and Vortanians were excitedly waiting for what was to be one of the most horrific game show ever. One with violence, gore, death and scariest of all randomness. There excitement rose when they heard the theme song begin
Ladies and gentleman. Boys and ghouls. Step right up. Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight, horror, fantasy and terror! Your every wish is our command! Your every whimsical desire brought to life! But I'm warning you, there is always a price…..
WELOCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED!
The dark dare show is in town! You better be ready! Just follow the parade of dancing skeletons! Full of ghoulish delights around every corner! Don't tell your parents your here they will soon be mourners! Welcome to the lower birth, The greatest show unearthed! We appear without sound~ the darkest show around! We will leave you in a daze madness, murder, dismay! We will disappear at night with blood on the concrete!
The white blood stained curtain separating the audience and the stage lifted up to reveal the entire cast of Invader Zim. The Tallests, Dib, Tak, Zim, Gir, Mimi, Minimoose, Gaz and Prof. Membrane. All of them were tied to chairs and gagged. In front of them were the duo of homicidal hostesses. One had long bright orange hair, cold purple eyes and deathly pale skin and there was a female Irken on her right that hade pasty pale green skin, blood red eyes, long antennas with purple and silver piercings her left antenna was like Tak's while the right was like Zim's both of them looked about 16. With an insane smile the orange haired girl greeted, " Welcome humans, Vortanians, Irkens and demons! I am your hostess Gia and this is the psychopath I call my friend, Invader Blood, she is my co-host." She said gesturing to the Irken with her finger . " And this is our dare show."
" OHHH DEAR TALLESTS NOT ANOTHER ONE!" Tak yelled " Oh but it is." Blood calmly said. Gia then spoke up in a Cheshire cat voice " I believe it's about time we tell you about our little game show #1 you could possibly die here but we could bring you back to life if we care enough and #2 don't do what we tell you to when we say it you can choose your demise by either getting transported into Cupcakes or Rainbow Factory" " And This little tablet is T.A.M.T.O.D The Awesome Magical Tablet of Doom. We type something in here and whatever was typed in happens if you like it or not." Blood said putting emphasis on not " Like this for example" Blood then typed something in and suddenly Dib's chair flew up and crashed into the ceiling. Gia then turned to the audience and announced, " As for you unfortunate souls you have to and leave a truth or dare in the review box. Gia and Blood signing off!"
Gia: Yes finally the first episode is done!
Blood: Don't you mean chapter?
Gia: Episode, chapter same thing.
Blood: No they're not
Gia: Whatever!
Slenderman: Hey, guys!
Gia: Hey, Slenderman.
Slenderman: I heard you were hosting a dare show. Can I be on the dare show?
Blood: Sure Slendy.
Jeff the Killer: Can I be on the show too?
Gia: Fine but just you guys I don't want to deal with Eyeless Jack stealing someone's kidney.
Smile dog: Woof. Spread the word.
Blood: Fine, you can be on the show too.
Smile dog: Woof! ^^
Gia: Then it's decided! Slendy, Jeff and Smile dog will be on our show and they will serve as security!
Jeff: Will we get to use knifes?
Blood: To your sadistic hearts content!
Jeff: F#ck yeah!