Char: I'm gonna break our habit of writing meaningless fanfiction and write something that actually makes some sense. What do you say gang?
Gang: Bop a lu bop!
Char: … sorry, that line from the school musical is stuck in my head. Anyways, I'll begin now. (Muffin is from my school musical, just so ya know…)
Ciel was confused. He was also kind of pissed off, but the confusion overcame that. Grell had shown up at his house, with a horse. A pony, really. And it talked. It didn't look like any pony Ciel had seen before, and it had a tattoo of some sort on its rump. Its eyes were yellowish and were all messed up, and it was a light grey color. But not only was it stupid looking, it was pure evil. It had to be. Nothing could be that cheery. Nothing.
And there was also the fact to consider that it had just destroyed his roof.
"Oh, sorry! Didn't see that there!" the pony-Derpy-apologized. Grell had disappeared, probably to rape Sebastian or something.
"Would you just stop flying around? Maybe it wouldn't have gotten destroyed if you weren't flying around so recklessly!" Ciel snapped at the pony, done with being confused, now just pissed off. Derpy landed, looking guilty.
"I'm sorry…" she whimpered. Suddenly Lizzy, Muffin Mansfield and Muffin's evil friends all appeared.
"Oh, you're perfect! You're so adorable!" Lizzy cooed over Derpy, hugging the pony. Muffin glared at Ciel.
"Hey, I'm supposed to make people's lives a living hell, not you!" she said. Ciel glared back at her. Muffin's girls just looked kind of out of place until they saw Finny walk by and they all ran off to flirt with him.
"Who are you anyways?" Ciel growled at the girl.
"I'm Muffin Mansfield!" Muffin replied. Derpy looked over at her. "Did you say muffin?" Derpy asked.
"Yeah, my name is Muffin."
"Woah." Derpy gazed at Muffin with big, admiring eyes. "That's an amazing name!"
Muffin opened her mouth to thank Derpy, but then the world exploded. The end.