For Monetary Reasons
Sat upon his bed was Kakuzu, reading a dusty book with a hardback cover.
"How old's the book?" he heard. Hidan, he knew. He sighed. "As old as you?"
"Almost," Kakuzu sarcastically answered as his eyes followed the words on the page. "Don't you have a scythe to be sharpening?"
"Sharpened it," mumbled the white-haired partner.
"Hair to be combing."
"Combed it."
"Abs to be showing off."
"Showing 'em off," answered Hidan, pouting. Kakuzu grunted.
"And exactly who here would be interested?" questioned the older man, before seeing Hidan sat in front of him on his bed.
"You."
Kakuzu sighed, closing his book. They were going out for some time, but Hidan's constant attempts to seduce him were getting annoying. "You really want to do that stuff with me?"
"Yep," answered Hidan with a big silly grin.
"Then I'll do it..." Kakuzu placed a kiss on Hidan's lips, and quickly broke away. "...For monetary reasons."