THE GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE!
disclaimer- i own nothing but the plot
It was a hot day in the Spring at Hogwarts. Too hot to go outside. So everybody stuck inside, with nothing to do. Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Goyle, Crabbe, Parvati, Lavender, Seamus, Dean, and Ginny sat at the tables in the Great Hall. They were all extremely bored. All of the sudden, a fart broke the silence. Draco said, "You just had to do that Goyle! Phew! It stinks!!" Goyle looked ashamed of himself, and Crabbe looked at him. Goyle and Crabbe looked at each other, and then they blushed. Ron blurted out, "Get a room Goyle and Crabbe."
So, Goyle and Crabbe hopped up from the table and started doing the bunny hop out of the Great Hall. "How thick can you get?" Ron whispered to Harry. Draco looked at him, "Well, they are the only friends I could find." He lifted his eyebrows at Ron, then he started crying.
Parvati spoke up, "I know! Lets play Truth or Dare!!" Draco stopped crying and clapping like a toddler. Ron smacked him across the head, leaving him unconscious.
Everybody agreed to play, except for Draco, who was now starting to snore.
"I'll go first!" Lavender ordered. "Truth or dare.... Dean!"
Dean lifted up his head. Drool was coming from his mouth. "Wha..." Dean said sleepily. Lavender looked at him like he was a troll. "Truth or Dare!" Lavender repeated to Dean. He said, "Uh... truth."
"Ok," Lavender stated. "Who do you think is sexier? Harry, Seamus, Ron, or Draco?" Dean answered quickly, "Ron. Red heads turn me on." Ginny widened her eyes and scooted away from Dean.Then he said, "Truth or dare Harry."
Harry replied, "Dare." So Dean thought of a dare and finally said, "I dare you to dress up like a girl and french kiss Snape."
Harry jumped up and down while saying "Sevvie! My Snapey!!!" He coughed and calmed down. "Ok, but just because its a dare." Harry walked off.
::Meanwhile::
Snape was writing a love letter to his boyfriend Cornelious Fudge.
Dear My Chocolate Fudge,
I dreamed of you last night. I can't stop thinking about you. Please visit me soon! I miss you cocoa buns!!
Love,
Ginger Snape
He tied the letter on Neville's frog, Trevor, and the frog flew out the window. Snape (or should I say Ginger Snape) looked outside the window dreamily.
Harry walked into the Potions classroom. "What do you want girl!!?" Snape whimpered. He started crying at the sight of Harry. "You're just here to tell how ugly I am! Wahhh!" This reminds Harry a lot like Moaning Mytle. "There there dear." Harry comforted him. Snape finally said, "Sorry girl, but I'm an old gay ugly man. Leave me!" Harry held him in front of him, and finally... SMACK. Harry kissed him good. Harry skipped off to the Great Hall. He changed clothes first, then he went back to the game. Harry said, "Ok, its my turn. Truth or Dare..."
disclaimer- i own nothing but the plot
It was a hot day in the Spring at Hogwarts. Too hot to go outside. So everybody stuck inside, with nothing to do. Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Goyle, Crabbe, Parvati, Lavender, Seamus, Dean, and Ginny sat at the tables in the Great Hall. They were all extremely bored. All of the sudden, a fart broke the silence. Draco said, "You just had to do that Goyle! Phew! It stinks!!" Goyle looked ashamed of himself, and Crabbe looked at him. Goyle and Crabbe looked at each other, and then they blushed. Ron blurted out, "Get a room Goyle and Crabbe."
So, Goyle and Crabbe hopped up from the table and started doing the bunny hop out of the Great Hall. "How thick can you get?" Ron whispered to Harry. Draco looked at him, "Well, they are the only friends I could find." He lifted his eyebrows at Ron, then he started crying.
Parvati spoke up, "I know! Lets play Truth or Dare!!" Draco stopped crying and clapping like a toddler. Ron smacked him across the head, leaving him unconscious.
Everybody agreed to play, except for Draco, who was now starting to snore.
"I'll go first!" Lavender ordered. "Truth or dare.... Dean!"
Dean lifted up his head. Drool was coming from his mouth. "Wha..." Dean said sleepily. Lavender looked at him like he was a troll. "Truth or Dare!" Lavender repeated to Dean. He said, "Uh... truth."
"Ok," Lavender stated. "Who do you think is sexier? Harry, Seamus, Ron, or Draco?" Dean answered quickly, "Ron. Red heads turn me on." Ginny widened her eyes and scooted away from Dean.Then he said, "Truth or dare Harry."
Harry replied, "Dare." So Dean thought of a dare and finally said, "I dare you to dress up like a girl and french kiss Snape."
Harry jumped up and down while saying "Sevvie! My Snapey!!!" He coughed and calmed down. "Ok, but just because its a dare." Harry walked off.
::Meanwhile::
Snape was writing a love letter to his boyfriend Cornelious Fudge.
Dear My Chocolate Fudge,
I dreamed of you last night. I can't stop thinking about you. Please visit me soon! I miss you cocoa buns!!
Love,
Ginger Snape
He tied the letter on Neville's frog, Trevor, and the frog flew out the window. Snape (or should I say Ginger Snape) looked outside the window dreamily.
Harry walked into the Potions classroom. "What do you want girl!!?" Snape whimpered. He started crying at the sight of Harry. "You're just here to tell how ugly I am! Wahhh!" This reminds Harry a lot like Moaning Mytle. "There there dear." Harry comforted him. Snape finally said, "Sorry girl, but I'm an old gay ugly man. Leave me!" Harry held him in front of him, and finally... SMACK. Harry kissed him good. Harry skipped off to the Great Hall. He changed clothes first, then he went back to the game. Harry said, "Ok, its my turn. Truth or Dare..."