"I don't want to be the Doctor… I want to be John Smith, a teacher, with his love" he said cupping her face "I love you Donna"
The redhead pushed him away "listen here mate. I don't like you let alone love you. You are a snobby git who leaves tons of hair in the bathtub for me to clean, you always complain about the food I serve you, go on and on about your dreams which are obviously real and thought taking poor Joan to the dance would make me jealous. I mean what did Joan ever do to you huh?"
John looked shocked; he stood there staring at the fiery redhead who was ranting, her hands on her hips and a terrifying sneer on her face "I…err… I take it you prefer this Doctor over me" he said finally
Donna snorted "trust me mate he is just as bad as you. Apart from he has a nasty habit of landing on the wrong planet or the wrong time…actually he's better than you because he considers other people's feelings, and he never uses anyone to make others jealous. He's madly in love with Rose, told me and Martha we're not taking her place and I can understand that in fact I heard loads of stuff about her and I reckon she's lovely, he deserves her, you don't deserve anyone if you act like this all the time"
John took a step back, god this woman is scary when she's in a bad mood.
"You don't exist really, good thing as well since you're hiding in an abandoned cottage when the world needs you most, and at least the Doctor comes up with something and saves everyone he can. Now do everyone a favour and open the watch so I don't have to put up with you"
"Listen here Miss Noble I am your boss and I can fire you" John snapped getting frustrated with the woman
Donna simply slapped him "open the watch" she shouted. To her surprise the man began to cry "good god in heaven." She muttered
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"Here you go Donna" the Doctor said cheerfully laying down a tray filled with Donna's favourite food. Donna was lying on her bed wearing her most comfortable PJ's painting her toe nails.
"Thank you Doctor" she said grinning evilly "may I ask why you're doing this?"
"Well" the Doctor said tugging his ear "I wanted to thank you for looking after me over the past three months…for having to pull out my hair from the bathtub, the TARDIS complains when I leave some in the shower, you must have been suffering a lot and quite honestly you're rather scary and I don't want to suffer your wraith, I mean you already made my human self cry"
Donna rolled her eyes "he was a wuss"
"You made the family cry"
"They were annoying"
"And in my dream last night you made a dalek cry"
"… Am I really that scary?"
"Oh yes"