A/N I don't own Sleepy Hollow. This is based on the Johnny Depp movie and was written as a direct result of my recent obsession with writing freeverses.

You are a man of ~science~, Constable Crane

Of (Reason)

And [Logic]

And {Truth}

And |Justice|

You find all of your /a/n/s/w/e/r/s/ in your \b\o\o\k\s\

And all of your ?clues? point toward *men*

{What kind of man grows faint at the sight of blood?}

There is no room in your mind for +witchcraft+

After all, it's just (s)(m)(o)(k)(e) and |m|i|r|r|o|r|s|

Be careful

Be v-e-r-y careful

There may not be /g/h/o/u/l/s/ or \g\o\b\l\i\n\s\ in New York

But this is {Sleepy Hollow}, Ichabod,

And you best be keeping your +wits+ about you

Because the |Horseman| is taking (heads)