La li ho! Well, i guess my last story wasn't good enough...sigh...I am sad...I'LL TRY AND DO BETTER THEN!!! HAZZAH!! Well, but should this story be about...? Hmmmm...ummmm...i dunno. Oh well, what I think of will pop in my head...any moment now...yup, soon...I got it! Character stories! Each Character will have a story and they'll be the main character of the story! Some people may be important in other stories, but they won't be the main person! First up! I shall write about...TOUMA SEGUCHI!! YAY!!! On with Touma's story!!
Touma: Yes! Finally! A story with me!
Me: Touma...other people write about you too...
Touma:...oh!
Let's just get to the story...
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Random Character stories
Chapter 1: Touma Seguchi
It was quiet in the office of Touma Seguchi. Mostly likely, he'd be doing paper work, but instead-
"CHOO-CHOO!!! VROOOM!!! BEEP BEEP!!!" Touma was playing with his old train set that he found. Touma continued the noise until Sakano barges into the room.
"Mr.President-"
"SAKANO!! I'M BUSY!!"
"...playing with a train set?"
"Yeah..."
"B-But your work? Doesn't-"
"I need bubblegum." said Touma to himself. He walked over to his closet of Bubble gum and grabbed a pack. He opened it up grabbed a piece, unwrapped it and threw it into his mouth.
"Mmm...watermelon..."
"Mr.President please!" Sakano screamed. Suddenly the half the buliding blew up right behind Sakano. His face turned white and he fainted. Touma stared at the other half of the building which is now gone.
"...Its cold! Sakano close the window!" but Sakano passed out. Touma noticed Sakano had a game boy in his pocket so he took it and started playing it. Then K, Shuichi, Hiro and Fujisaki walked in.
"Hm? Do you have an appointment with Mr.Seguchi?" asked Touma holding a banana plush with googly eyes.
"Uh, Touma...we-" started K until Touma interrupted.
"ANSWER THE BANANA!!!"
"...no."
"Where did the banana plush come from?" asked Fujisaki.
"Would you like to make an appointment?"
"...uhhh...as long as he doesn't know that we blew up half the building...no."
"Oh...then leave! I'm very busy!"
"With what?"
"That!" Touma pointed at the train set which was half blown up. Shuichi was playing with the second half. He rolled the train down the tracks which lead to the half of the building that was blown up. He looked up at the others.
"What?" asked the vocalist. Touma glared at him.
"YOU! OUT!" Touma grabbed a broom and starting hitting Shuichi with it. Suddenly, Touma stopped to the noise of the ice cream truck. Shuichi heard it too. They both looked at each other.
"ICE CREAM!!" shouted Touma and Shuichi. They jumped out of the building and chased after the ice cream truck. The truck stopped and Shuichi realized he had no money.
"Don't worry Shindou. Let an old pro show you how to get ice cream for free." Touma walked over to the ice cream truck. The ice cream man looked down.
" Ice cream? For the poor?"
"Hmm, sorry. No. i can't do that." replied the man.
"No ice cream for the poor?"
"No."
"Well, then...WAWWWWWWW!!!" Touma shouted and started beating up the old man using Konfu. Shuichi was afraid to watch so he ran off. Once the man was beaten senseless, Touma grabbed 2 ice creams and stepped out of the truck with his eyes closed with glory.
"There, that's what you do." said Touma handing to ice cream to Shuichi who is not even there anymore. Someone grabs it.
"Wow, I learned so much!" Touma opened his eyes and saw that it was Ryuichi.
"Dammit! He ran off..."
"Who ran off?" Touma grabs the ice cream away from Ryuichi and Ryuichi begins to cry. Touma gives it to him again and he stops. He takes it away once more and Ryuichi cries.
"Fine." sighed Touma as he gave up the ice cream to Ryuichi.
"Yay!" yelled Nittle grasper's vocalist. Touma then left leaving Ryuichi to eat his ice cream. While walking back to NG, Touma opened his ice cream and began eating it. Once he reached NG, he saw the half gone(which has been there for a while!).
"WHAT HAPPENED TO HALF THE BUILDING!?!?" yelled the president. K pops out of no where with Fujisaki.
"Now he notices..."said Fujisaki.
"Yeah,...Y'know the building looks like a fish if you turn to your side..." K turned his head sideways to the building.
"No it doesn't!" K pulled Fujisaki's head sideways.
"No, look my son."
"Im not your son!!" Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. Fujisaki and K-san turned around and saw that it was Hiro eating potato chips. The sighed and relaxed. Then something fell on Fujisaki's face. He took it off his face.
"What the-It's a gnome?" then some fell on K and Touma. Hiro stood there eating potato chips still.
"What the hell are these demons?" questioned K-San.
"GNOMES!!" shouted Touma. Then a giant group of gnomes on unicorns come flying down to them.
"NO!! THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!" screamed K and Touma. Fujisaki fainted at the scene. K ran to him.
"He's knocked out..."
"Well, i guess its up to us then." suggested Touma.
"Yes, sir!"
"Oh, this is going to be good..." said Hiro eating a potato chip.
In the other half of NG (The side that is still there.)
Touma and K were preparing for war against the Gnome nemesis. They attached themselves with an armed clothing and a belting filled with tons of weapons and stuff.
"Machine guns?"
"Check!"
"Pipe bomb?"
"Check!"
"Potato chips?"
"Negative."
"No, what happened to them?"
"Hiroshi took the last bag."
"NO!!! THAT WAS ARE ONLY FOOD RESOURCE!!"
"Negative." K opened up a cabinet filled with food and refreshments.
"BRILLIANT!! Okay now,...explosives, guns...I think we got it all."
"Okay then."
Outside
After they both of them prepare themselves for the greatest battle of their lives, the headed towards the center of the city of Tokyo. So far the Knomes had destroyed buildings with their lazar vision, nawed on the ankles of many people, and spread prettiness in the skies and terror on the land across Tokyo. K and Touma have finally reached their destination. Before they attacked they checked their ammo.
"K, are the guns filled?"
"Yes, sir! With the finest chocolate syrup across japan."
"Herseys?"
"Oh yeah..."
"Okay. Knomes hate chocolate syrup." They waited for their targets to approach them. Once the enemy was heading towards them, they attacked.
"ATTACK!!!" yelled Touma. They jumped out and squirted chocolate syrup all over the Knomes which made the knomes explode. They threw bombs at the knomes on the flying unicorns, but then they threw it back down to Touma and K. Touma and K threw it back to them and the same thing happened. This happened about seven more times before the bomb blew up on the knomes. Some Knomes went to attack Touma, but he kick them with his Konfu. K-San, however, was in an eye staring contest with three one the knomes.
"Come' on...one of you damn nutcases have to blink..." mumbled K-San. Touma was against one gnome now. He jumped to try to get the gnome but then the gnome pulled out a bomb. Touma quickly stopped himself.
"You wouldn't..." he said to the gnome. The bomb continued ticking.
(This will now be in slow motion.)
Touma ran to the gnome to stop the bomb from exploding.
"N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yelled. (remember slow motion) He jumped torwards the gnome with the bomb when it exploded. Every part of Tokyo was destroyed.
End Flash Back
"And then, TOKYO EXPLODED!! But thankfully, the knomes exploded and i saved the city of Tokyo!" shouted Touma to his wife Mika. They both were in their home at the front door because Touma just came home. She was thinking Touma was a freak.
"...Touma, you've been drinking again, haven't you?"
"...maybe..."
"Did i win the eye starring contest?" asked K-san who was right behind Touma the whole time. hiro popped out of no where.
"It was fun to watch." said Hiro without the potato chips.
"Touma look outside it the city ruined?" Mika questioned moving Touma's focus to the outside of their house. Outside it was peaceful, quiet and nothing was destroyed. He stared for a while.
"...uhhhhh, I dunno."
"Touma, bed. NOW!"
"Fine, fine. You sound like my wife..."
"I AM YOUR WIFE!!" shouted Mika dragging Touma into bed. K was sitting at the table eating some ramen.
"This i good ramon...can i eat the rest?" he asked Mika, but she ignored him so K-san took it as a 'yes'. He then began to eat the rest. Hiro then walked to where K was and tried some.
"Hey this IS good." he said and K and Hiro shared the ramon. Now, which ends the crazy adventure that never happened...
The next morning at Yuki and Shuichi's apartment
Shuichi was getting ready for work, even though he knows the building was half gone he was seeing what they were going to do today. He kissed his lover on the head who was drinking coffee in the kitchen.
"Bye Yuki, I'll see ya later!" waved Shuichi as he left. About a few minutes later, Shuichi walked in with a shocked expression on his face.
"What?" asked Yuki.
"Yuki...where did some of Tokyo go?"
"What!?" he shouted. He ran to the window and saw a part of Tokyo destroyed. Some parts were still there (like around Touma's house.), but where Shuichi and Yuki lived, there was nothing really except their apartment complex. Yuki walked away from the window.
"I need a lot more coffee..." he said to himself. Shuichi followed.
"I need some chocolate milk..." Shuichi and Yuki just tried to foget the mess they saw and it was all thanks Touma Seguchi, K-san, and the knomes.
End of Touma's character story
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LOL! Attacking Knomes on Unicorns...that was creepy.
O.o
Which concludes Touma's Character story. Next time See a Character story of Hiroishi Nakano! WHOOT!
Hiro: Y'know those potato chips were good...
Me: Yup! And now its your turn for a story.
Hiro: Yes! I'm loved!
So please, read more, review, and please don't choke on potato chips...I'd be really sad then...QUIZNOS!!!