I've decided to start putting my poems in one story thing and updating that as opposed to cluttering my page with assorted short things. Maybe this'll keep things cleaner? I don't know….
Anywho, have some Christmas-themed poems for Wilson to poem at you.
And what does it say about me that when I first saw the ads for that new Krampus movie, the first thing I thought of was Don't Starve?...
Don't Starve © 2013 Klei Entertainment
Up on the Housetop © 1864 Benjamin Hanby
Parodies of popular songs protected under Fair Use Doctrine
O'er by the treeline
Deerclops pause—
Out pops Krampus
To flex his claws!
Over to where you keep your toys
All because you've been a naughty boy!
Oh, oh no,
Who would know
No no no
That Krampus'd show
Away from your home-base quick quick quick
To give a new meaning to good saint nick!