Once ago a time, in the land of Tacos & Piggies, Gir frolicked in a meadow of ranch dressing. The glass plated sun shined on the flowers that instantly dried out and Gir put them in a vase and gave them to a cat made out of gravy that lived in a house of mashed potatoes. Then gumdrops rained from the sky. Meanwhile in a room in another dimension Jhonen Vasquez walked into his house and saw Gir with his writing book. "Gir, what did I say about making your own Invader Zim episode." "I don't know!" Gir cooed, and jumped out of the window that was not open. As he fell the glass chards were everywhere. So picking up the pieces Jhonen grumbled. "Note to self, NEVER let Gir unattended in my house again."