DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pandora Hearts!
WARNING: BoyxBoy; Non-detailed yaoi; Read at own risk
Oz: Break.
Break: Yes?
Oz: Since your birthday's tomorrow, what do you want?
Break: I was planning on ignoring my birthday like every year.
Oz: You can't be like that.
Break: Fine. I'll take a strawberry cake with strawberry icing.
Gilbert: Don't you have that every day?
Break: Not one with happy birthday written on it.
Gilbert: I didn't even know your birthday was tomorrow.
Break: You… didn't?
Gilbert: No.
Oz: How didn't you know?
Gilbert: I've never paid that much attention to him.
Break: Oh. That doesn't matter. A cake is all I need.
Gone
Oz: You really don't know when Break's birthday is?
Gilbert: No. I knew ten years ago because Sharon asked him about his birthday, but I didn't care since he didn't want anything.
Oz: I'm not surprised.
Gilbert pulls out a cigarette.
Gilbert: I'll be outside.
Garden…
Break: I thought I told you to quit smoking.
Gilbert: You did.
Break: Why are you still smoking?
Gilbert: Because I don't have to listen to you.
Break: What is your issue?
Gilbert: What are you talking about?
Break: I didn't ask you to be my boyfriend so you could be an ass to me.
Gilbert: Does that mean I can be an ass to you if I'm not your boyfriend?
Break: What are you getting at?
Gilbert: Maybe I no longer want to be your boyfriend.
Walk away
Break: What? I can't let him get to me. He probably thought this was a joke the entire time, anyways.
Break pushes his sadness away and walks inside.
Next day…
Break looks at a giant cake.
Break: This is the most amazing cake in the world.
Oz: Gil told me you never celebrate your birthday, so I wanted to make you something to make up for it.
Break: This is a good way to make up for it.
Oz: And it's all strawberry.
Sharon: I will cut you a piece so you don't go overboard.
Alice: What does strawberry taste like?
Sharon: It's sweet. You wouldn't like it.
Alice: Okay.
Break: Speaking of not liking sweet, where is Raven?
Sharon: I don't know. I haven't seen him all-day.
Oz: The last time I saw him was when he walked outside to smoke yesterday.
Break: That must be why the atmosphere is so happy.
Oz: I guess his present to you was removing the cloud of doom and misery from the room.
Laughter
Break: *In head* I wonder where he went. I'm worried.
Sharon: Here is your giant slice of cake.
Break: It looks delicious. Thank you.
Break quickly eats all the food he's given.
Break: I think I will retire to my room. That was a lot of food even for me. Thank you all for the delicious cake.
Gone
Sharon: Did Break seem off to you?
Oz: Just a little.
Break's room…
Break: Why is it so dark in here? Oh well. It's only fitting for my mood.
Six candles are randomly lit.
Gilbert: Happy birthday, Break.
Gilbert was sitting on Break's bed covered head to toe in strawberry icing and had a big bow on his head.
Gilbert: Please play with your present.
Break was frozen in place.
Gilbert: Is something wrong?
Not knowing what to say, Break pounced on Gilbert.
Break: I'm speechless.
One hour later…
It had taken a long time for Break to thoroughly lick every speck of icing off Gilbert.
Break: I thought you were angry with me.
Gilbert: I was faking. I wanted to trick you so this would be better.
Break: It worked. Don't do it again.
Gilbert: Why?
Break: It worried me too much. I don't like that.
Gilbert: Got it. Do you think anyone heard us?
Break: You're not a screamer. I know no one heard us.
Gilbert: Good. No one needs to find out just yet.
Break: You're right about that. Thank you for the birthday present.
Gilbert: You're welcome.
Break: How'd you get your mouth to taste like only strawberry and not tobacco?
Gilbert: I didn't smoke anything after I saw you yesterday, brushed my teeth with strawberry toothpaste, used strawberry mouthwash, and ate two gallons of strawberry ice cream and twenty-six strawberries. My stomach still hurts from all of it.
Break: I appreciate what you did.
Gilbert: I'd hope so.
Gilbert laid his head on Break's chest.
Gilbert: I'm going to sleep. Happy birthday, Break.
Break: Thank you.
FIN
A/N: I was going to make this more detailed, but I was too lazy. I may redo this someday.