AN- Ok…this is soooo totally random, and I know that Sasuke is the one who really gets the glory for this… But oh well.
Crack makes the world go round!! Crack FICS that is!
Ash stood at the entrance to the old hideout, from when she was little with Orochimaru. He was currently out, doing his own evil deeds, while she was waiting for him to get back.
County road 233,
under my feet
Nothin' on this white rock but little ole me
I've
got two miles till, he makes bail
And if I'm right we're headed
straight for hell
I'm goin' home,
gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If
he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy
yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't
that sound like a real man
I'm going to show him what a little
girls made of
Gunpowder and lead
She heard the tree leaves rustle in the forest around her, and she knew he was on his way.
Its half past ten,
another six pack in
And I can feel the rumble like a cold black
wind
He pulls in the drive, the gravel flies
He don't know
what's waiting here this time
Tonight was going to be her payback. Everything he had done to her and the people dear to her. Either one of them were going down, or both of them. She was damn sure of that.
I'm goin'
home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a
cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he
ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a
rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm going to show
him what a little girls made of
Gunpowder and lead
She pulled her sword from its sheath as he stepped out into the open. He froze when her saw her.
Then a smile curled across his lips.
'Back so soon, my little servant?'
'Shut up, bastard. I'm gonna go out with a bang, if I have to take you down with me.' Ash growled, meaning every word.
'Like you could take me alone.' Orochimaru smirked.
'Hell yeah I could, and I'm proving it right fucking now.'
His fist is big
but my gun's bigger I'm
goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
He'll find out when I pull the trigger
Wait by the door and light a
cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he
ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a
rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm going to show
him what a little girls made of
Gunpowder and, Gunpowder and
lead
She charged at him, a devilish look in her eyes.
Her sword met his knife, and sparks flew. It was ten minutes before
anyone could gain the upper hand.
Orochimaru's knife flipped out of his hand, landing solidly in the trunk of a tree. He hissed as he realized he couldn't do much more. He was still weak from his last battle, and he was on the verge of collapsing as it was.
'You're mine.' Ash thrust the sword at him, her aim straight for his heart. The blade slipped through his skin, and she felt him go limp.
Violently, she yanked the blade to the side, nearly slicing his torso in two.
His body fell to the ground, blood pouring from the fatal wound.
She looked down, and laughed. It had been easier than she had expected. He really had been slipping in his old age.
She dropped a small rose over top his still form. She had been saving it; the rose was from the bush she had planted in the herbal garden outside of one of the hideouts with her brother, Kabuto.
'Good night, Sensei…'
Gunpowder and Lead