Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.
This is something I wrote during school when I was bored out of mind. So, it seemed amusing at the time. Sorry for the stupidity :
Also, this is my first FMA fanfic, so please be nice!
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Edward couldn't speak. Envy was getting closer to him and he couldn't even move a muscle! Why wasn't his mouth connected to his brain? Shouldn't he be clapping his hands together any second now?
But the Sin still moved closer and Ed wasn't going anywhere. He braced himself but felt no pain. Instead, he did feel Envy's lips meet his own. Although Ed's head screamed in alarm, he kissed the homunculi back. What was wrong with him?! Could he be enjoying this?
Envy pushed him up against a wall and hands began frantically traveling everywhere. Before he knew it, Ed's shirt was off. Warm skin met that which emitted no body heat. Envy's hand was moving lower, and-
-And Ed sat straight up in bed, panting. He was covered in sweat. What a nightmare! He hadn't actually enjoyed that dream… right? The short alchemist found himself almost disappointed that it was over. Almost. But it didn't matter, 'cause something like that would never happen in real life.
Ed lay back down and breathed a sigh of relief. When he rolled over to go back to sleep, his eyes where met with green hair on the pillow next to him. The blood-curdling scream that followed could be heard as far as Rizembool.