CHAPTER 1 : Don't mess with Nami's stuff.
"so...Your saying that this can make someone look younger!" gasped Nami.
The clerk nodded and handed her the bottle, Nami payed for it and left.
"I can't wait to use this! I will look pretty forever!" laughed Nami as she ran across the deck.
She closed the door in her room and put it under her pillow. She then went back onto the deck with a big smile as Sanji greeted her with a fruit drink.
"Thank you Sanji-kun"
"Ahh! It's nothing my angel!" danced the cook.
-meanwhile-
"Are you sure Nami would have anything fun to play with in here?" asked luffy.
"Of course! But we have to be quick, if she finds us-..." Usopp's sentance was interupted my a series of shivers.
"You take that side of the room, and I'll take the other." ordered Usopp.
Luffy nodded and began to look in the drawers of her dresser, then made his way over to her bed.
"Oi, I found something!" siad Luffy.
Usopp walked over and looked at the bottle.
"De-aging ...this sounds fun! Luffy we could turn someone into a little kid with this stuff! haha!" laughed Usopp.
"COOL! who are we gonna turn into a kid?" asked Luffy.
"hmmm...who would be the funniest person to be turned into a kid..."
"ne, What about Zoro? Shishishi!" giggled Luffy.
Usopp burst into laughs as he nodded.
They walked out of Nami's room and walked over to the mass where Zoro was.
Usopp opened the bottle the let some drip onto Zoro's head. Their eyes widened as Zoro shrunk before them. Soon There way nothing but a toddler Zoro that was literally swimming in his clothes. Zoro's face was much rounder, his muscle were swapped with chubby limbs and a round stomach.
"Ahhh!" They both screamed.
The crew took no time to find what had caused their reactions.
they all looked at the young Zoro and Gasped...except Sanji, who at this point couldn't breathe from laughing too hard.
"YOU IDIOTS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HI-...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE MY BOTTLE!" Nami snarled as she beat them into pulps.
This noise was all it took for the small swordsman to wake up. He yawned and rubbed his eye with his small fist.
"Waz goin' on?" yawned the toddler.
"Oi, Zoro...how do you feel?" asked Nami.
"I feew fine, bud im hungy..." replied Zoro.
Nami tried her best not to coo, at his speech and smiled.
"Zoro, you don't feel any different?" asked Chopper.
"No, bud my voiwth sounds weiwd..." thought zoro outloud.
"Well, it is different because you shrunk!" explained Chopper.
Zoro's eyes popped wide open as he looked at his hands.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!" shrieked Zoro as he looked to his crew for answers.
Nami picked up usopp and Luffy by the collars of their shirts and frowned.
"These two idiots were playing with an age defying potion i had bought!" she said as she dropped them on their faces.
"Oww!" they both cried.
"How couwd you do dis to me!" yelled Zoro, feeling betrayed.
"I don't blame them, if your like this then you won't be as annoying." said Sanji as his cigarette moved along his smirking mouth.
"Shud up! Ewo-Cook! They aren't ass holes wike you! Their jus stupid!" yelled Zoro.
Sanji growled and glared.
"Be glad you're a little kid right now, or else i would kick your ass!" yelled.
"Wike Heww! I could beat you any day!" yelled back Zoro.
"Ha! At least I can find my way out of a forest!" yelled Sanji as he flicked his cigarette.
"Grr! SHUD UP!" shrieked Zoro as he waved his arms.
"Cook-san, please don't pick on Swordsman-san, he's having enough problems as it is." pleaded Robin.
"HAI!" danced Sanji.
"Is dewe a way to tuwn me back?" asked Zoro.
"hmmmm...I think the effects where off...but im not sure how long they last...Probably a month or so." thought Nami.
Zoro's jaw dropped.
"I can't stay wike dis!" yelped Zoro.
"Calm down, I'll go ask the salesman tomorrow about it. Until then...Sanji would you mind making dinner?" asked Nami.
"Hai Nami - swan!" sung Sanji as he ran to the kitchen.
Nami walked over and picked Zoro up.
"Hey! Lemme down!" wiggled the tot.
"Stop moving, I'm trying to be nice, now let's go buy you some clothes that fit." said Nami.
Zoro pouted but rested his chin on her shoulder as she carried him to the stores.
"If wewe hewe, why cant we jus go to da store you got da potion fwom?" asked Zoro.
"Because it closed two hours ago." stated the red head.
Zoro sighed and slumped back onto her shoulder.
They entered the store and Nami waisted no time. After picking out a cart and placing zoro in the seat, she went straight to the baby section and started picking out different clothes.
"You're potty trained right?"
Zoro blushed "BAKA! I'm not gonna piss my pants!" yelled Zoro.
"I hope not." said Nami as she secretly picked up the diapers.
She continued on, getting some shoes and socks. She picked up zoro and an outfit, then headed into the womans rest room.
She sat him on the changing table and turned away.
"Get dressed" commanded Nami.
Zoro looked at the clothes and sighed as he peeled off his over sized shirt and looked for his new underwear.
"I said no diapews!" growled Zoro as he help up a diaper.
"Don't get mad at me, they don't have baby sized underwear." shrugged Nami.
"I'm nod a baby!" yelled Zoro as he put on the diaper.
Nami chuckled and waited for Zoro to get dressed.
"otay, im done"
Nami turned around and giggled, She had given Zoro overalls and a green shirt to wear.
She picked him up and went to pay for the clothes. By the time they returned from shopping supper had been finished.
"NAMI-SWAN! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU WERE LEAVING! I WAS SO WORRIED! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY! " cried Sanji, wiping away his tears.
Nami rolled her eyes and carried Zoro into the gally.
"It seems swordsman-san has fallen asleep." said robin, with a soft expression.
Nami looked at her shoulder to see that Zoro had his arms wrapped around her neck and his head laying on her shoulder. It was adorable.
She bounced him and smiled.
"Zoro, it's supper time." said Nami.
"mmmmm" moaned Zoro as he rubbed his face in Nami's shoulder and fell back asleep again.
'Baka Marimo! Stealing my Nami-Swan away from me! I bet if i was a baby, she would love me soooo much more! ...Wait...If i was a baby...NO! then who would cook Nami-swan's food! Curse you marimo!' thought Sanji as he served Nami her meal.
He looked at Zoro, seeing his outfit, then he looked at his butt.
"It looks more square than round" he thought.
"Oi, Nami-swan is he wearing..." Sanji stopped as she shushed him.
She nodded and giggled. She padded Zoro's butt and it made a slight krinkling sound.
Thats all it took. Sanji had burst out laughing. Zoro blinked at yawned. He rubbed his eyes and pushed weakly against Nami's shoulder. He looked around. He saw Sanji laughing and cocked his head, then threw a confused look.
"Waz so funny?" asked the curious tot.
Sanji stopped laughing for a minute then turned to Zoro.
"Why don't you tell me, diaper butt." laughed Sanji.
Zoro blushed and hid his face in Nami's shirt.
"Sanji-kun don't make fun of Zoro, it's not his fault. The store didnt have underwear in his size." Nami explained.
"Hai Nami-swan." apologized Sanji.
"Nami im hungwy..." said Zoro as shis stomach growled.
"Sanji-Kun? Can you get Zoro some soup?" asked Nami.
"Hai"
Nami turned Zoro around in her lap and smiled.
"Can you feed yourself?" asked Nami.
"I cin do it!" pouted Zoro.
Sanji set down the soup and zoro grabbed his spoon. He ate his soup slowly, trying not to spill any. After he ate he had planned on training, but, that was obviously out of the question.
Before Zoro could think about something else to do he was picked up.
"Pummy down!" yelped Zoro as he looked to see that Luffy had a hold of him.
"Ne, Zoro, Let's go play!" grinned the teen.
"NO!" wiggled Zoro.
"ehhh~! pouted Luffy as he set Zoro on the floor.
Zoro stood wobbiliy for a moment then fell on his butt.
"Oi, don't tell me you can't walk yet?" laughed the cook.
Zoro blushed and turned away. Luffy laughed and grabbed Zoro's hands, raising him up. He brought Zoro to his feet and let go, Zoro wobbled and fell again.
"Don't worry Zoro, I can teach you how to walk! After all I AM the great Captian Usopp!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"I know how ta wawk! Bud dis dumb body wont let me!" complained Zoro, as he kicked his legs.
"So, since your not gonna play with me, what are you gonna do?" asked Luffy as he sat infront of the toddler.
"I dunno." said Zoro as he shrugged his shoulders.
They sat there in silence for a moment, until Zoro yawned.
Nami giggled as Zoro rubbed his eyes. She got up and picked him up. She bounced him as his head layed on her shoulders.
"Sop it...m' nod a babeh..." yawned Zoro
"Of course not." said Nami as she rubbed his back.
In no time at all Zoro was snoring away. Nami smiled and help him as if he were her own child.
Sanji blushed and looked away.
'Nami-swan is like a mother!' thought Sanji.
Zoro woke up about an hour later on the couch in the galley. He stretched and sat up, feeling something cold and wet rub against him. He thought for a moment then gasped.
He wet himself.
The one thing he said he wouldn't do...and he did it.
He felt a pressure clump up in his throat. No he couldn't, not here not now!
He whimpered then let out a loud wail. Tears escaping from his eyes.
Sanji immediatly snapped around from washing the dishes and ran to Zoro.
"O-Oi! What's wrong." paniced Sanji as he picked up Zoro by the armpits.
Zoro continued to wail.
Sanji turned and ran out onto the deck.
"Nami-Swan! Something is wrong with marimo!" called Sanji.
Nami took Zoro and rocked him.
"I think i know what's wrong with him." said Nami as she turned to go to the bathroom.
Nami came out moments later with a blushing and very quite Zoro.
"Is Zoro okay?" asked Luffy along with chopper and Usopp.
"Yeah, he's fine, he just had a little accident." said Nami.
"Shud up!'' Yelled Zoro as he kicked Nami.
"Don't kick me! If i didn't change you, you'd still be sitting in your pee!" grumbled Nami.
Zoro turned away and pouted.
"Is that's all that was wrong with him? Jeez, i thought he had hurt himself." sighed Sanji.
"No, Zoro was just upset." said Nami as she turned Zoro around in her arm, into a sitting position.
"So...Do you wanna play now?" asked Luffy.
"NO!" shouted Zoro as he glared.
"che'" pouted Luffy.
"You can't sleep all the time Zoro...I mean...you can't train or anything, but you can't just sleep when you aren't eating." said Usopp as he crossed his arms.
"Well dewes notin else to do!" pouted Zoro.
"Well, no not unless we go out and buy you some baby toys..." chuckled Usopp.
"NO!" yelled Zoro.
"Thought so...We're gonna need to find you an outlet..." Pondered Usopp.
"No we don't! I'll be big again tomowwow!" complained Zoro.
They all sighed and nodded.
"I dus wanna go ta bed, den get tuwned back to nowmow tomowwow!" whined Zoro.
"yeah, yeah. Who is going to bed first?" asked Nami.
"Probably me, i only have a few more dishes to do then im going to go to bed." said Sanji.
"Okay then, you can take Zoro to bed after you finish up." said Nami as she put Zoro in Sanji's unwanting arms.
"I dun wanna stay wif him!" Zoro whined.
"Yeah, like I enjoy, taking care of your sorry ass." huffed Sanji.
"Goodnight boys!" said Nami as she closed her door.
Sanji sighed and went to the galley. He set Zoro on the floor and continued washing the dishes.
Zoro sat there watching Sanji. He crawled over to the table and grabbed the leg. He pulled him self up and stood up for a moment, then fell on his butt. Sanji heard the noise and turned and watched Zoro. He tried and tried but kept falling back down. Zoro sat there for a moment and sniffled, then wiped his eye.
Sanji cursed and walked over to Zoro, picked him up and then bounced him up and down, like he had seen Nami do. Not wanting to have a crying baby on hand, he tried to sooth Zoro.
Zoro's eyes widened as he was lifted up into his rival's arms. He grabbed onto Sanji's jacket collar and watched as Sanji bounce him up and down, Sanji's hair bouncing along with Zoro.
A few moments later Sanji was holding a sleeping marimo. He sighed and looked over at the dishes he still had to clean. He put Zoro down on the couch and continued to wash them. After he was done, he turned back to go to the couch when he saw the most pricless thing that he had ever seen...besides the time he walked in on Nami changing.
Zoro was on his back with his head on the right side, sucking his thumb. Sanji laughed quitely nad regained his composure moments later. He walked over to Zoro and picked him up gently.
"ga..." babbled Zoro.
Sanji snickered and went on to bed. He walked past as Usopp had gathered Chopper and Luffy, as he told another one of his stories.
"Goodnight, Robin-chan." whipered Sanji.
"Goodnight cook-san...You'll make a great father some day." complimented Robin.
Sanji blushed and hurried to the boy's room.
He layed Zoro on the couch and covered him up.
Zoro kicked a little but fell back into his peaceful sleep.
Sanji yawned and went to his own bed, false memories of being a father dancing around in his head.